why the fuck

no

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[sailorfailures]

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

[hoeonfilm]

cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[strengthins0lidarity]

It was time before that.

[oknope]

an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

[roll1uptwice]

dope af

[timhortons]

i staaaaaaaan!!!! 😍😍🥳🥳🥳

[afrod3ity]

I LOVE IIIT

[ruinedchildhood]

[eissibee]

Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[ohreallywilly]

You halfway through Dinner w/ parents when she says "Daddy can you pass the yams"...

Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops do…sooo now her dad looking at you like..

[ohreallywilly]

Meanwhile you looking back like…

[ohreallywilly]

Yo girl sitting there like..

[ohreallywilly]

& Her mom lowkey freak ass sitting there like…

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Grandma be like

Grandpa be like

[leonegro-davinci]

The dog like

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

The cat like

[ohreallywilly]

The bird like..

[profitjah]

The Uncle under his breath like…..

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Pastors wife be like

[blackboyjoy]

Ohmygawd 😂

[preciousluv35-deactivated201808]

Love it

[breastman31]

Big brother be like

[arivetingenigma]

I have to reblog this 😂 I just have to!

[hypnotic-flow]

the trees outside the window are like

[bitchycode]

[iansimpson]

[letlindsaybeyourfriendplease]

me: I need sleep

my brain at 5 am: UnBREAKABLE! THEY ALIVE, DAMMIT

me: plz stop

brain: IT'S A MIRACLE

[chessys]

i love when ur lying on ur side and a little tear rolls out for no reason its so cinematic and on brand

[weloveshortvideos]

[thelesseroftwo]

Is Russia even real

[numinous-queer]

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

[sciuridyke]

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

[onlyblackgirl]

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Honestly, same sis.

[okay]

i wish i can just read good novels, watch great movies, listen to my favorite songs, travel, see beautiful things, eat whenever im hungry and sleep when im tired but no no, i have to go to school, graduate, find a job and struggle.