I Demand Euphoria!

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?

[claypigeonpottery]

never added the final line to one of these mugs before, but I felt it was time for weird bugs

[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[frogmood]

you ever get just so mad

[markv5]

Погулял

[mi1k-wizard]

[danwithouttheplan]

slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I try to pet them

[danwithouttheplan]

Alright, post cancelled. You can all go home now.

[xytase]

sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme’ or ‘root beer fairytales’ but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry

[lifesanemotionalrollercoaster]

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS

[willgrahamscock]

my favorite customer service slip ups

[willgrahamscock]

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

[moochingvanze]

I thought "What if the smaller theropods acted similar and bit like tyrannosaurid tails"

[tauforged]

i love working at an aquarium i just witnessed a grown man with children enter the freshwater gallery and loudly exclaim “oh shit, piranhas are REAL?!?”

[dogposts]

on your mark.. get set.. go!!!

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[mysimspc]

[sophie-savvy]

This is the funniest thing ever

[ampervadasz]

[talizoraa]

[weezord-leezords]

breannadamato on Tiktok

[flipocrite]

[bayouette]

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

[dduane]

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

[laikawriter]

Earlier this year, Animal Care Specialist @Anton Morrison treated out Asian small-clawed otters to a simulated rainstorm. Immersive enrichme

Now this is what I mean (metaphorically) by "enrichment in my enclosure"

[headspace-hotel]

Otter enclosure immersive experience...

[everythingfox]

“Brothers help!”

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