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[justsomeantifas]

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

[systlin]

Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink. 

 (Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)

(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)

[kelssiel]

humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?

wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?

[aztechnology]

Just in case people want source, here you go: humans are compelled to help each other in disaster situation, humans feel an innate urge to help others. We will help strangers too, not just family, and it has been tested. 

[boxingcleverrr]

Also we’ve always taken care of our elderly and disabled. When life was literally “hunt and gather every day to live”, we saw value in taking care of those with disabilities. 

[apparentlyeverything]

reblog to make a libertarian mad

[taragrimface]

social darwinism is a concept exclusively employed by people who are both evil and pseudointellectual, 100% of the time, & is basically always code for upholding white supremacy and patriarchy

[khealywu]

there may be a day that i don’t reblog this post, but it’s not today

[newtonpermetersquare]

What about Gynaecology?

[lets-hplove06]

I AM YOUR NIGHTMARE

Two hot bodies. Rummaging in the darkness, trying to find each other and themselves. One of the boys succeeds. A low voice, casts ‘lumos’. Now able to see his target’s face, he holds the wand to the dark angel’s throat. A rough, feral voice, seemingly too deep for such a fair, pale voice to possess, growls out. 

“I AM YOUR NIGHTMARE.”

As he moves to cast on the other boy, the black haired beauty wrenches around, grabs his chin, and whispers,

“No. You are my dream.”

as he leans foreward and smacks the wand out of Draco Malfoy’s hand. And Draco can only be stunned as Harry Potter himself kisses him flat on the mouth.

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[lets-hplove06]

just a small reminder for anyone reading this 😀

if the time is past 10;00 at night wherever you are, go to sleeeeeep 

[telika-ti-mas-emeine]

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a bitch who drowns herself into her anxiety and never lets anyone see it

[cityindreams]

[mbappefc]

this is feroza aziz and she was banned from tik tok after this lmao for "unrelated reasons"

[broodingsoul]

Don’t forget: tik tok was created in China, so

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

oh my god why have i never seen this gif

[howdowormsreproduce]

AHHH SO CUTE AVGUMFGSLFJ

[lets-hplove06]

Put I before E

Unless your foreign scientist neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

ELA EXPLAIN

[lets-hplove06]

Harry: You know what? I've always wanted to be a giraffe.

Ron: ...

Hermione: ...

Luna: I know that feeling, Harry. It's very nice, isn't it?

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[rosalitadiazz-deactivated202003]

[terimaru-blog]

#indeed

[feminismandmedia]

[lets-hplove06]

who else is so tired of extroverts not understanding what socially draining people are like and always pressuring us to socialise more? honestly i feel like if they spent a day getting tired out by fake people and overbearing idiots they would get off our backs about spending more time in public.

Haven’t you ever spent a day around a ton of annoying people that won’t stop complaining about nothing and gotten home and just been like ‘ahhh finally peace’ and then someone else comes and tells you to get a life and start socialising. if i wanted to be in contact with people i would now let me sleep. please.

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

I’m so glad tony & grinch’s daughter is thriving

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

did you just refer to a cursed tumblr fossil

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Yes

[i-can-get-extra-with-my-ships]

I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that I gut the reference or the fact that I’m living for it.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Hah mood.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

@bumble-bitch-sanders

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)

me, a known gay: a what

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)

me, an asexual: A WHAT

[exomoon]

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what

[you-looked-at-mysecrets-deactiv]

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what

[exoskyll]

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt

[cockyhorror]

the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry

me, just harry: a what

[lets-hplove06]

my parents: how’s your math going honey? Do you understand angular bisectors and the mean value theorem yet? 

me, a ninth grader in eleventh grade math: what?