Rhiannon

Prove them wrong. Twitter: @RhiannonWare

[wordsnquotes]

Now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern.

Frank O'Hara, Meditations in an Emergency (via wordsnquotes)

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[toocooltobehipster]

[beforetherewasinternet]

Do it, Nate. DO IT!

[laughterkey]

OH MAN I should do this too

[difficult]

I’m scared that I won’t be the soulmate of my soulmate.

2am thoughts (via difficult)

[funnyandhilarious]

[deltaspheres]

[mooserattler]

[mooserattler]

I still stand by this as one of my favorite political jokes.

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 

[how-long-it-glows-deactivated20]

Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved?  was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century.  This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”

[kiddthemaniac]

“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”

[roachpatrol]

‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’

[lizawithazed]

“okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping”

[seananmcguire]

“You know what?  This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let’s just leave.”

[micdotcom]

Watch: Nicki Minaj reciting Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise” is the most empowering video you’ll see today 

[wishbone-md]

Chills

[saturnineaqua]

This poem fits her SO well

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

*Changes the n-word to “nuggets” when singing along to Nicki Minaj because I’m white and it’s not my word to use under any circumstances ever*

[actualblackgirl-deactivated2019]

I support this

[thatssoandrew]

he said damn Nicki it’s tight I say yeah nugget you right

[coral]

I want to explain how exhausted I am. Even in my dreams. How I wake up tired. How I’m being drowned by some kind of black wave.

(via tullipsink)

[bob-belcher]

how to silence your bigot relatives on thanksgiving

[sistermaryfake]

This is the funniest thing SNL has done in a while. Whoever did Matthew’s cat eye deserves a trophy

[animalgifdaily]

[faithnomore-deactivated20230829]

[Jurassic Park theme plays]

[drkprncss2]

watching muse videos online is either this

or this

[texas-chainsaw-mascara]

You know what actually hurts theatre, children?

Pretending that it isn’t worth your time or money if it’s not Broadway. That hurts theatre, children. 

[lightsandsoundgo]

Even student shows can be great!

[sequals]

when u highkey want someone but u tryna be lowkey

[wintersoldierarchive]