Piece of me

You don't know me.

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[foxafterhours]

[foxafterhours]

he evolved

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Queer Eye (2018)

[dajo42]

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

[dajo42]

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

[poehlerandpratt-blog]

[gennyescsecsemo]

[tsunglasses]

[bospaladin]

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[unlimitedgoats]

WHAT.

[ahsjdkflgl]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[ahsjdkflgl]

life imitates art

[did-you-know]

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

[bogleech]

This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

[sir-p-audax]

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

[fedoraspooky]

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.

[rapid-artwork]

How is this?

[tastefullyoffensive]

This finally clears things up.

[yodiscrepo]

[asia-baby-girl-deactivated20150]

wtf

[juuliaroberts]

[noirkvn]

This entire gif stressed me out

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

i see a dog wtf

[niggasandcomputers]

Add like 75-113 people on the crosswalks n road n its NYC

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[lissaremade]

everyone please watch this im fucking losing it

[deerlike-dyke]

I’m feeling emotions that no human has ever felt before

[doggosource]

[lnnea]

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

[decepticonsensual]

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

[lostenemies]

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

[phantombranches]

Terry Crews

[cottagecori]

• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

• Tom Holland

• Lin-Manuel Miranda

[tacotearss]

john cena

[tinymoose]

Bob Ross

Mr. Rogers

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote