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Bi pride Marie doodle

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

sookayheresthething

I remember a story in which a US state had to define hot dogs were sandwiches for tax purposes.

So my question is, are Triple F's powers to summon hot dogs bound by local laws? Can we make him summon other things by having them legally classified as hot dogs?

y'know the triple-F hot dog technicalities thing has gotten me more engagement on tumblr than anything else I've ever done on here?

togekk0

splatoon is a game about shooting your ink at trans women and making a mess out of them, maybe

teaboot

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

teaboot

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

teaboot

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

teaboot

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

ultimatebottom69

I hate that i read in the rythm.

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

internetgreatesthits

mono-red-menace

unknown-but-existing

i feel like this is more funny

sookayheresthething

Can Triple F just give me a sausage in a bun, or does it require sauces/toppings to be considered a hot dog?

it just has to be a hot dog, he can give you a hot dog with no condiments if you want

a-person-on-the-internet

Can he provide a bare dog or does there need to be a bun?

sookayheresthething

now THIS one I don't have an immediate answer for. I'm not sure

letsplayersblessing

additionally, do other bread products count? can Triple F conjure a hotdog wrapped in a piece of sliced bread, or like a dinner roll?

sookayheresthething

Can Triple F just give me a sausage in a bun, or does it require sauces/toppings to be considered a hot dog?

it just has to be a hot dog, he can give you a hot dog with no condiments if you want

a-person-on-the-internet

Can he provide a bare dog or does there need to be a bun?

sookayheresthething

now THIS one I don't have an immediate answer for. I'm not sure

r4zberry

medieval knight or something

lexezombie

I love Halo

depsidase

dazkeaty

Gamer Cafe - Deception check

Mhm.

Full series at Gamer Cafe

luna-azzurra

A non-writer asked me "but where do you get your ideas" and i genuinely did not know how to explain that it's not a place. it's not a website. it's not a folder. it's that i was on the bus and a woman was holding a paper bag very carefully and something about the way she held it made me need to know what was inside and then i needed to know why she was sad about it and then there was a whole person and then there was a whole story and the bus had already stopped and i missed my stop. that's where.

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June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

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