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((CW: HORROR/CLOWNS)) Freelance Concept Artist/Graphic Designer - 25 (He/They/It) - ♂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ / DNF Unless 16+ plz - AI + CRYPTO DNI

[lexezombie]

HELLO!!

My names Camri'el (he/they/it), welcome to my tiny piece of the internet! Profile picture is of my recently deceased diabetic cat, Brahms (if you're wondering about that)

I'm mostly focused on very cute or very horrific things; my account is 16+ due to both light-gore, general horror, innuendos/suggestive art and all around more teen rated things.

AuDHD so my fixations shift constantly; revolving around my head like a carousel. Though some are constant (FNAF, Slashers + MLP specifically)

My art tag is #Lexart or #Lexeart if you wanna see specifically my art and not the reblogs or rambles <3

My alts: @lexezombiedark - 18+ (heavier gore + nudity) @rabbits-daycare - Comfort Blog @mlpgr0undzer0 - MLP Zombie AU

and if you'd like any of my other socials, here's my Carrd! my commissions are always open!

If you'd like to support my writing, Ko-fi donations are welcome too!

I do have a now abandoned (maybe to return one day) account that's Spamton centric @scammy-and-spammy if you want to see old stuff (or if you came from here, welcome!)

[softest-punk]

A thing no one talks about re: ADHD is that you can't... gain experience, the way other people do.

I don't mean you can't get good at things through repeated practice. You can do that, I have done that, but I don't trust it.

I was driving this morning and thinking about how I have never developed the blasé contempt for it most people seem to despite never having caused an accident in 20 years because my sense of time is such that I might as well have been driving for a week. I'm a good, safe driver, but I do not have a heap of confidence in my driving despite having regularly done it for two decades because my sense of time is such that those two decades may as well not have happened.

I finished editing a novel today. When I publish it, it will be the 64th novel I have published in the last 10 years, not counting ghostwritten work. You'd think after a decade and 63 novels I'd be confident that I was capable of writing, editing, and publishing a novel—even be confident about the timeline for this—but no. No, I feel like I'm doing it for the first time, every time, and I was surprised to have finished the editing at all, let alone on time. Because those other 63 novels were published in a past I have a vague at best concept of. I have a record that says it happened but I do not feel it.

I cannot trust my future behaviour because for me there is functionally no past. I know it occurred, I have records, but I don't feel it the way people without this kind of memory issue do. I feel inexperienced at everything I've ever done and I cannot accurately estimate my skill level at anything, particularly not on the fly.

I don't have a solution to this I just find it an incredibly frustrating phenomenon.

[scepterno]

This the Mood, Fellas

[lexezombie]

For my homie @dibzdoesarts since she saved my ass from my bank charging me <3

Alt w/ a slightly dif coloured bg cus I liked it below:

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[nattousan]

sending this to my lineman friend…

[wondrous-art]

Some dramatic artwork for the most recent chapter of my Kirk Langstrom fic. The bat serum may have a stronger toll on his body than Dr. Langstrom suspected.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[buddieloustat]

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

[buddieloustat]

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

[shamebats]

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.

[wondrous-art]

Doing muscle drawing practice by drawing a mildly beat up Bruce pin-up.

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[gin-juice-tonic]

[justasuta]

I’m at Ponyville Ciderfest with all these lovely lovely friendly friend times. We got reading time, baking time and tea time time <3 I really loved working on these. 

[sexycraisinthanos]

“AI art is okay if you’re just making shitposts”

Have you forgotten our roots

[damnbluewires]

reblogging this with my own masterpiece

[pinniposting]

newborn chudling noises…

via

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[eveotg]

food that tastes funny and has silly names, also Noelle is here hi Noelle!!!!

[ilynpilled]

the culture of anxiety and paranoia the community online has fostered when it comes to art is very absurd

[ilynpilled]

yes, that discourse is y i even reblogged this, though i vaguely remember that being there last year too when i participated 😭 seems so comically online digital artist toil & ip brained on top of just being a virtually unenforceable and meaningless rule anyway

[parkchanwoohoo]