One of those “giving the new kid a tour through a movie high school’s various cliques” scenes except the specific cliques mentioned just keep getting more esoteric.
“Over there? That’s where the jocks sit. And that’s the nerd table. Now, next to them are the jock nerds, who are different of course from the nerd jocks; man, do those two hate each other. The table behind them are the noir detectives, we’ve got at least six of those at this school, not sure what that’s about but don’t freak out if they tell you the case isn’t adding up—hot tip, the case has never added up, not once. Okay, next up are the werewolves, they take the form of a Eurasian gray wolf on the eve of every full moon. They’re mortal enemies with the cubists, who believe in depicting the subject from multiple perspectives in order to provide a greater context, or at least that’s what wikipedia says, haha. Then of course there are the hoverkids; they’re six inches off the ground at all time and nobody knows how or why. Personally, I tend to eat lunch with the zoot suit rioters. But whatever you do, don’t piss off the gnostics.”
