just your local anxious nerd

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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[opinionatedlady]

You can't say that female characters being mothers only reduces them to a womb or mothers, and then turn around and take their (canon) kids from them to give them to a man so he can be the "mother" and raise said kids with the father instead…

[strangestcase]

Dr. Jekyll -> doctorates ✅

Mr. Hyde -> no doctorates ❌

observe how he subconsciously wishes he had never gone to medical school.

[midnightinshadow]

[fairycosmos]

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

[fictionalgod]

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[boucicaut]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

thanks for ruining my post jackass

[chronically-ill-dandy]

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

[goldenbunny30]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame look I found it

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[chantenhalf]

"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

[nednickerson]

i'm drunk should i text him

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Voting ended onMay 22

[metanarrates]

the slow casual creep of misogyny back into every point of our lives both digital and physical is making me feel fucking insane

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist