"Lett there be Lettuce."

actual disaster lettuce god | chaotic evil | gay and desperate for affection

[lettuccinni]

im deleting tumblr

fuckin,,, follow my twitter or smth DHSJDH @/fickleduckle uwus

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

the diamond boots stay on during sex, babe. can't take the mineshaft? can't take my shaft.

[huskyluvr]

Permission to murder you?

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

granted

[huskyluvr]

[gucciboooty]

[raptorific]

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

[raptorific]

like, given that “King Arthur isn’t actually dead, he’ll be back to be King again someday” is, like, an actual aspect of the legend and a thing that a lot of people purport to believe, has anyone ever actually tried it? showing up to buckingham palace claiming to be Arthur Pendragon, The Once And Future King, and assume the throne? does the british government have a protocol for checking whether someone claiming to be King Arthur actually is? does parliament have a secret picture of the Real Excalibur kept under lock and key, only viewed if someone claims to be King Arthur, that they can use to confirm or refute the identity of alleged Kings Arthur? if not, how do they deter every jackass with a sward from pretending to be him? does filing a false King Arthur report constitute treason?

[glintglimmergleam]

#where is this episode of the crown?!

[sanders-sidebyside]

my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like

Deceit

pal

your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits

[what-even-is-thiss]

Snake tits.

Snake titties.

Snitties

Tough snitties (snake titties)

[softestvirgil]

Roman, you good, fahm?

[what-even-is-thiss]

No, but that’s unrelated to the snake tits.

[softestvirgil]

Snits

[pattykrabbies]

Ok, but consider:

Snipples

[what-even-is-thiss]

Snipples

[lukegrim]

[pattykrabbies]

I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over the snake titties clapping together what was that @dabub167

hhhng, Thomas, im trying to win a court case but I’m

Dummy Thicc

and the clap of my

Snitties

is distracting the judge

[sanders-sidebyside]

i’m going to get hella buff just so I can suplex all of u

[pattykrabbies]

Understandable, have a nice day

[warnadudenexttime]

Great news! This fandom is canceled :D

no one on this thread is free of sin

[de-vile]

Deceit:

I arrive to the court room.

Suit: on

Patton: pissed off

Roman: thirsty

Virgil: anxious

Logan: nowhere

Snitties: out

Hotel: trivago

Deceit: oh

Hell nah

Sorry Patton but that’s

My creativity

[trix-or-treatz]

Cursed. All of you.

[alltimevirgilant]

omg i hate this fandom

[royallyanxious]

god, i love this fandom

[alex-logan-w]

I simultaneously hate and love this fandom

[csauce-and-chips]

I mean y'all like,,, asked for this

[midnightmagi]

I don’t know how to react to this and the art is making it worse

I hate this entire thread-

Snits out for the court

[nymphaeaheka]

ASDFGHJKL

[alltimevirgilant]

IT GOT WORSE AND BETTER SOMEHOW

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

I…

I NEED!

TO ADD ON TO THIS

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

HERE HE COMES

sexy goofbal shirtless deeyeet

[the-yerkes-dodson-curve]

I love this fandom so much.

[lizord-lord]

thomas im so sorry

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

B’)

[roanoaks]

Snitties for them classy buddies

[cryypt1dsstuff]

I’m just gonna leave,,,this here..

[strickenwithclairvoyance-moved]

oh my lord i can’t believe i had to go into the notes of this post to find this specific thread

[fandersunite]

YALL I- WJEBENDJSHBSNSSN💀

I love this fandom

[trashbincats]

I have the sudden urge to add to shirtless deceit

Edit: I drew him and I feel like it was too well and now I’m just embarrassed 😂

[iamliteraltrash1]

SHOW HIM ANYWAY!!

WE DEMAND THE SNITTIES

[trashbincats]

@iamliteraltrash1 snits

In my defense, I do kinda know how to draw bodies from my first college class

OH FUCK, HE’S HOT

[rusted-but-golden-deactivated20]

oh

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

I’m gonna send this to my mum

[strickenwithclairvoyance-moved]

every addition makes roceit more canon

[virgilfingsanders]

Ok all if this…. but the op said “calm thy snaketits”

Thy

[sanders-sidebyside]

u wanna fite about my word usage, pal? U wanna heckin go?? Put up ur dukes, I’ll bap ya

[a-art-blog-aaaaaa]

I… I just need to save this for a rainy day.

[unsocialchapeau-deactivated2020]

i know no one asked for it but here’s my addition to the famous snipples post.

Thomas i’m so sorry-

[plaguethewaters]

So what if, for like two days, this is the only post we tag Thomas in

[unsocialchapeau-deactivated2020]

[artissijamm]

IT’S SO TEMPTING TO ADD AN ADDITION.

[imbasicallyshakespear-deactivat]

JUELS DO IT

[artissijamm]

Temptation accomplished

(Thomas im so sorry)

[alchemist-shizun]

Why has this post crossed my dash again

[mallowbees]

In the court room, the snitties come out

@yalltookmyurlideas​ @the-duke-of-deodorant​ @ephemeral-afterlight​ @strawberryjellystuff​

[strawberryjellystuff-deactivate]

OH

MY 

GOD

[harvestspriteirl]

Aaaaaand I would walk 500 miles aaaaand I would walk 500 more 

Just to be the judge who sees

This lawyer’s snitties on the courtroom floooooooooooor

[roguemetalmaster13]

tag game:

rules: spell out your url using song titles. thanks for the tag, @spocks-pointy-ears​!

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana Love Of My Life - Queen Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl Jam Tricky - Fitz and The Tantrums  Heavy Metal Lover - Lady Gaga Exorcism - Clairity R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys I Love You, Will You Marry Me - YUNGBLUD Nina Cried Power - Hozier Ilomilo - Billie Eilish  No Witness - LP The Next Best American Record - Lana Del Rey John Wayne - Cigarettes After Sex 1901 - Phoenix  3:15 - Bazzi tagging: @magicallygrimmwiccan @topazastral @pheralfairy @book-thief-that-steals-stars @bluemoon-cherry @darkfairyoflegend @e–greyson @love-seth

[nox-feratu]

tag game! tag game! tag gaaame!

spell your username using song titleeees thanks @slytherinintj13 for the tag you re a cutie

p- primmadona girl by marina and the diamonds

h- honest by the neighbourhood

e- empty northen hemisphere by gregory alan isakov

r- ribs by lorde

a- addict with a pen by twenty one pilots

l- love me like there’s no tomorrow by freddie mercury

f- fool by cavetown

a- arrow by half alive

i- i talk in my sleep by the crane wives

r- riptide by vance joy

y- you belong to me by cat piece

i nominaaaate @leiashope @spades2001 @maxandrone @via3008-blog bafta cuaie

[maxandrone]

This is gonna be a long ass post so you can thank @pheralfairy for tagging me

M - Mr. Sandman by The Chordettes

A - Animalize by Airbourne

X - X-files theme song idfk

A - Are U gonna tell her by Tove Lo

N - Nothing Else Matters by Metallica

D - Deutschland by Rammstein

R - Red Wine by MØ

O - Oy, u Kyevi by DakhaBakhra

N - Not too late by Lemaitre

E - Enter Sandman by Metallica

I tag @sinningforasrian @life-under-the-rainbow gl y'all

[sinningforasrian]

I’m glad you thought about me but also Fuck You XD there go 30 minutes of my life

S - Someone New by Hozier

I - I like me better by Lauv

N - Need your love by Gryffin

N - Novocaine by The Unlikely Candidates

I - I like it loud by Myah Marie

N - Never let me go by TEFFLER

G - Give by You Me at Six

F - False confidence by Noah Kahan

O - Old time road by Lil Nas X

R - Ride by Twenty One Pilots

A - All you need to know by Gryffin

S - Sick boy by The Chainsmokers

R - Riptide by Unlike Pluto

I - I kissed a girl by Katy Perry

A - Avalanche by Bring Me The Horizon

N - No One Knows Us by BANNERS

@pukichun @manycatsandthings come here and hate me

[pukichun]

P- Promises by Calvin Harris, Sam Smith

U- Unbearably White by Vampire Weekend

K- Killing me by iKON

I- I’ll Make a Man Out of You by Donny Osmond

C- Con Te Partito by Andrea Bocelli

H- Hades by Bushido

U- Undressed by Kim Cesarion

N- Nebun Del Alb by Emeric Imre ((also New Person, Same Old Mistakes by Tame Impala 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻))

Thx for tagging me UwU I feel so valid that I spent my time doing this :^)

I tag @lettuccinni and @dreamyarcana

[lettuccinni]

l - losing you by you me at six

e - emergency by paramore

t - today i saw the whole world by pierce the veil

t - told ya so by get scared

u - uma thurman by fall out boy

c - circles by pierce the veil

c - cunning, not convincing by get scared

i - i'm not okay (i promise) by my chemical romance

n - nice2knou by all time low

n - nursery by bbno$

i - if i'm being honest by dodie

thank u for tagging me im Big Honoured i cri

@itsmyshitposts @gyza-ghezed-hysterica henlo have fun hhh

[totemribombee]

The creator of DDLC hates your tr*p memes. Y'all can stop now.

[niyarest]

[fakegirlgamer-deactivated201510]

[actuallyakrampus-deactivated201]

you can do it jojo

[macabrekawaii]

lol no he can’t 

[adorabletoga-blog]

himiko…. toga…. cute…. stabby… stab me~

[adorablehatsume-blog]

what an absolute mood

[awkwardhimikotoga]

many thanks

[overexerted-blog]

screenshot to see ur nickname!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

😲

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

magical flower bby

[onlyfangz]

I mean… yeah.

[givemeallyourpartypoison]

This was a JOURNEY

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

[ayellowbirds]

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

[dr-archeville]

R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer

[superfluousspork]

Oh, w o r m

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release a toxin that’s normally deadly to other fish but just gives dolphins a mild high

[yo-its-matt]

That dolphin’s ripping a huge bonk

[welele]

[vejiga]

[allthingshyper]

There’s no way any of these were accidents

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[lorkhansdick]

I am literally begging tumblr to load what is itttttttt

[omghotmemes]

+3 Nature Resistance

[bill-jimbersons-funhouse]

[gahdamnpunk]

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

[tiffanarchy]

TINY HERO

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

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