Evil Yugoslavian Santa Swamp Witch

Hey what's up! It's Jonathan. I like having a good laugh and listening to and playing music (Viola, Bass, Guitar, Piano) as well as being the biggest nerd ever. I've been apart of the tumblr community since November 2013

[funnyandwittyname]

Lil Nas X does what people think Harry Styles does

[sexhaver]

i love new england because every church is either flying 3 gay pride flags and a BLM flag or has a signboard like this with absolutely 0 middle ground

[creepish]

they should make grocery stores without the sensory overload

[sandmandaddy69]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

mom culture is asking you questions that you would not ever even know the answer to 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

moms will ask you who killed jonbenet ramsey and then get mad when you don’t know 

[finalfantasy1997-moved-deactiva]

tumblr staff rn

[goawfma]

“By February 2020, it will use as much electricity as the entire world does today.”

throw the whole thing AWAY   

[gimme-the-gun-ill-shoot]

the tags hold knowledge

[tachikoma]

We both his girl now

[vanity-complex]

[aquacktic]

I hope we're not pitting two beautiful vaccines against each other 👀

[vanity-complex]

No ma’am, this is to show that all vaccinated people are hot bitches 🥴

[diarygirls]

being born in the late 90′s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to smartphones wasn’t just a technology shift, it was part of growing up. and it created this really weird timeline where new technologies were being created right as we entered the right age market to use them, so now we all know intuitively how to use snapchat or the social context of emoji use or whatever but we can also remember childhoods spent (almost) entirely outside and offline. like you get all the disillusionment of the older millennial generation except now with the stress of spending your adolescence measuring yourself against others on social media and it’s really fucking confusing

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

you put it into words

[alertsforsoup]

[allcatsarebabies]

this is one of my favorite facts i’ve found on wikipedia

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[gaysie]

in my silly goose era

[transfemgeorgecostanza]

my favourite local character of a sesame street iteration - and i am not just saying this bc i grew up with her, no no - is Finchen, a snail on Sesamstraße, the German version of the show. Look at her:

she’s so cute. and she loves skateboarding.

[oomles]

*sighs and brings out this image for the millionth tine*

[yeahiwasintheshit]

*sighs and brings out this picture for the millionth time*

[jumex]

eating oatmeal is like. yaas maybe sis and wig

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

we’re really running out of posts to make huh