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ITSÂ YOURÂ FAVORITEÂ UNOFFICIALÂ HOLIDAY..BULKINÂ SEASON!Â
the moment sukuna had told you that he was gonna be bulkin' again, this time far much longer than he had last time, you immediately started meal preppin', you made anything that would add heavy calories into his diet, pasta, cookies, rice and chicken smothered in sauce, fatty steak, you name it.
you started to notice that he was getting a lot heavier as the weeks passed by, arms ridiculously stronger, thighs thicker than usual, a belly that turned from lean abs to a sexy pudge, boxers that barley fit him anymore, each pair on the brink of literal doom, one wrong move and they'd bust open.
he was always extra sweaty when he got home from the gym, rushing to the kitchen to grab one of your prepped meals, scarfin' it down before gulpin' down a chocolate protein shake, you'd always come up to give him a hug, small frame wrapping around his.
but fuck did you love it.
the way his arms were bigger than ever, heavier, chubbier, when he'd finally wrap them around you â your entire body was swallowed by just his arms.
and when he'd fuck you...
heavy, thick, warm. that's how he felt when he had you in a mean mating press, thick fingers gripping your thighs, pushing them down into your chest, veins protruding through his skin, bulging, pulsing. and god the way his cock had gotten chubbier Jus' a tad bit, stretchin' you open wider than before.
the way his belly rolled over a tiny bit when you were perched on top of his cock, his back pushed against the couch, cock slidin' in an' out of your syrupy slick.
or sometimes, he'd place a heavy hand on your skull, pushing you down against the plush bed, face smooshed into the blanket, mascara smudging all over it.
even his grunts had changed into animalistic sounding groans and rough pants when he'd bully his chubby thickened cock deep inside you. he needed it more often as well, beggin' for sex every single day, most of the time, multiple times a day. always cummin' in thick ropes, whether it be, painting your face, filling that cunt up, makin' you swallow, on your tits. everywhere.
he knew the affect it had on you, he knew that you loved the feeling of his heavy body fuckin' deep inside your gummy walls, he knew it and would always mutter a sly "yeah baby? you love how big I feel?" or a "cocks gotten bigger too, better savor it woman"
he was a lot warmer as well, the body heat that radiated off of him could work as your own personality fireplace..you didn't even need a blanket anymore. when you were cold, he'd just grab you, pull you up onto his chest, lay against your thighs, anything and you'd be warm within seconds.
every single shirt he owned was now stretched out, what once was a small, used to be tight around the edges, fit him and you perfectly now, is almost twice the size on you and nearly falling apart on him.
god you were obsessed.
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ౚৠyou & frat!sukuna going on your first date
you donât expect him to be nervous. he hides it well, hands shoved in his pockets, shoulders relaxed like this is nothingâjust another friday night. but the second you open your dorm door, sukuna just⊠pauses. eyes dragging down your outfit, lingering a half-second too long like heâs trying to memorize you.
âyou lookââ he clears his throat, gaze snapping away. âyeah. good. really good.â
heâs wearing a hoodie that somehow looks newer than anything he owns, like he bought it because you said his other one smelled like âfrat house walls.â his hairâs pushed back like he actually tried. he even smells like something cologne-adjacent instead of weed and whatever body wash was closest.
he holds out his hand, pretending itâs casual. âcâmon. weâll be late.â
you take it, and his fingers tighten just a little, just enough to say donât let go yet. he takes you downtown, somewhere quieter than the usual frat-boy chaos. a tiny ramen place with soft lighting and booths that make you sit close. he tries to act like heâs been here before but he obviously googled âdate restaurants near me.â
he lets you order first. he keeps glancing over the menu like heâs studying, even though the only thing he ends up saying is, âiâll get whatever sheâs having.â like heâs proud to match you.
during dinner he does that thing where he watches you talk more than he talks himself. he tries not to stare, but his leg keeps bouncing under the table every time your knee brushes his.
âyouâre quiet,â you tease.
he shrugs, poking at his food. âdonât wanna say something stupid.â
âyou always say stupid things.â
he looks up, deadpan. âyeah, but tonight iâm trying not to.â
thatâs when you really feel itâthis version of him that no one else gets. not the loud, cocky frat boy. not the guy people whisper about at parties. just sukuna, sitting across from you, pretending heâs not nervous because he wants this to go right.
after dinner, he takes you to the tiny arcade down the street. says itâs âjust to kill time,â but then spends $12 trying to win you a plushie from a claw machine. swears under his breath every time the claw drops it.
âthis stupid thingâs rigged,â he grumbles, shoving another dollar in anyway.
the fourth try, he finally gets itâa little pink bunny that he doesnât even look at before handing it to you. âhere,â he says. âdonât lose it.â
you smile. âyou got this just for me?â
he rolls his eyes. âdonât make it sound corny.â
itâs almost midnight when he walks you back, hands shoved in his pockets again, but he stays close enough that your arm brushes his each step. outside your dorm, he hesitates. the kind of hesitation that makes your heart stutter.
âsoâŠâ he says, scratching the back of his neck. âdid you⊠like it? i mean. the date.â
you step closer. âi liked it a lot.â
he looks down at you, eyes soft in a way he doesnât show anyone else. thenâcarefully, like heâs afraid to mess it upâhe cups your jaw with one warm hand and leans in. the kiss is slow, gentle, almost shy. nothing like the frat-boy reputation he wears like armor. this is different.
when he pulls back, he exhales like heâs been holding his breath since you opened your door. âgood,â he murmurs. âcause⊠i wanna take you on another one.â
you smile against his chest when he pulls you in, hoodie soft against your cheek, heartbeat steady under your ear. and for once, he doesnât pull away first.
this is rly the loml fr ugh i don't even wanna write smut anymore he's converted me to soft & fluffy kuna only
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bulking season hits ryomen sukuna like a religious calling. one morning you wake up and heâs already at the foot of the bed pulling on a hoodie that somehow still canât contain his shoulders. heâs heavier this time of yearâthicker, all that gym time turning into dense muscle that makes your brain short-circuit every time he walks past you.
his neck is wider, veins popping even when heâs relaxed. his traps sit high enough that half his shirts stretch weird over them. his chest is ridiculous nowâthe kind of chest that makes you sink into him like a weighted blanket when he pulls you close.
his waist is still tight, but his stomach? bigger, firmer, a bulked-up wall of warmth you canât stop touching. he grumbles every time you put your cold hands under his hoodie, but he never pushes you awayâjust mutters, âyouâre lucky iâm not cutting,â like he didnât flex for you two minutes earlier.
his thighs are the worst temptation. theyâve always been big, but now theyâre monstrousâthick enough that when he sits down the fabric of his sweats strains, thick enough that sitting on his lap feels like sitting on a damn radiator. he spreads his legs wider without thinking, smug when he pulls you between them.
even his hugs hit different. heavier, warmer. he wraps those giant arms around you and your face disappears into his chest, your feet barely on the ground. he holds you like youâre nothing, like your weight doesnât register, like winter could never touch you as long as heâs there.
and he knows the effect he has. heâll catch you staring while heâs meal-prepping some insane seven-egg, two-avocado, mystery-meat bowl and smirk without looking up. âstop eye-fucking me, brat,â he says, stirring lazily, âunless youâre planning on doing something about it.â
and at night? heâs hot as hellâliterally. a walking furnace. you wake up sweating because he sleeps with one huge arm slung over your waist, dragging you into his chest like youâre part of him. he growls in his sleep if you try to escape.
âcold?â he mumbles into your neck at 3am, voice gravelly and half-asleep. you nod. he grunts, rolls on top of you, and covers you like a weighted comforter made of pure muscle.
âbetter?â
yes. obviously yes. because if winter is brutal, sukuna in bulking mode is the cureâa big, warm, terrifyingly jacked boyfriend who keeps you insulated, pinned, claimed, and overheated in every possible way.
bfs on a bulk rn... and omg
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âyou think i donât care about you?â heâd growled hours ago, sharp as razors.
you hadnât flinched. youâd just looked at him with red-rimmed eyes and whispered, âyou donât act like it.â
and that had fucking stuck. even now, hours later, as you lay beneath him, breathless and quiet, he still heard it echoing through his skull. you donât act like it. not when he bit, not when he barked, not when he used your body like it was the only thing he could touch without breaking.
but you were still here. still letting him climb between your legs, still looking at him with wary hope like maybe this time would be different. and he was trying.
fuck, he was trying.
he cupped your face like it was fragile, like you were fragile, and not the only goddamn thing in the world that made him feel human. his thumbs brushed your cheeks, lingering under your eyes.
âstill mad at me?â he asked, rough, but not cruel.
your throat moved when you swallowed. âiâm just tired.â
that made something behind his ribs ache. a thing that shouldnât have existed. not in him. not like this.
âi donât want you tired,â he muttered. his lips hovered by your throat. âi want you sated. quiet. shaking.â
âi want to feel loved,â you whispered.
and that shattered him in a way no cursed energy never could. he didnât speak again. he just kissed you slowly. it felt wrong on his mouth, too soft and tender, but you sighed into it, fingers curling in his hair, and that made it right.
so he kept going. kept touching you like he meant it. like he wasnât trying to own you, but understand you. his hands didnât bruise this time. they cradled and traced every inch of skin like a map he hadnât studied well enough. you were warm and too sweet.
he didnât deserve this, but fuck, he needed it.
when he slid inside you, it wasnât rough or frantic. it was slow, like he was giving you a chance to run.
you didnât and pulled him closer. âi hate fighting with you.â
âi hate making you cry,â he rasped.
your nails dug into his back. âthen stop doing it.â
âiâm trying.â it sounded like a lie, but this time it wasnât.
he kissed you deeper and harder then, his mouth was the only way he knew how to speak. iâm sorry. iâm here. iâm yours.
you moaned softly, thighs wrapping around his waist. âyou feel different.â
âiâm not fucking you,â he said, eyes locked on yours. âiâm loving you.â
your breath caught and he almost looked away. but then your hand touched his cheek and he stayed right there.
he kept thrusting, slow and deep, watching every tiny reaction play across your face like a prayer he hadnât learned how to say. your lips trembled and your hips rose.
and he realized that this was the most intimate heâd ever been. not the sex. the look. the watching. the being watched.
you could see it all now; the hunger, the guilt. the desperate, bitter hope that maybe this could be enough. maybe youâd still want him, even after seeing how broken he was inside.
âiâm not good at this,â he whispered.
âi know,â you breathed.
âbut i want you.â
âi know.â
âand i donât want anyone else touching you. ever.â
you smiled softly. âthat part, youâre very good at.â
he huffed and pressed his forehead against yours. you wrapped your arms around him like you finally believed it that he was trying. that he cared. and for once, he didnât need to say anything more.
he held you and moved inside you, because he belonged there.
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Shingeki no Kyojin
part 1, you can still read this as a stand alone.
cw p in v, unprotected sex, choso is kind of doing hyper fixation, nipple piercings, Prince Albert piercing, both are dominant, oral sex (f. receiving), big dick choso, degrading and praising, riding, mating press, face sitting. mostly smut with a little plot (?)
Ë đŁČ reblogs and comments are very muuuch appreciated ma girliees <333
choso stood in the shower, slapping his head against the wall, cursing himself for what he had done last night. was he dumb? noâhe was the dumbest. not only had he given you a lap dance, but he had totally lost control⊠all because he got carried away by gojo's antics⊠and your cockiness.
âi'm so dumb, please, what was i thinking.â
he must have freaked you outâyou, his pretty crush. his lovely crush of five years!!!! he had wanted to wait for the right moment, take you out first, maybe? just keep it slow. he had plansânot concrete ones, sure, considering he had been putting off asking you out for four yearsâ BUT HE WAS ABOUT TO!! and then? then, he flubbed everything.Â
put his hand in your panties like some kind of pervert.Â
âam i crazy?â the memories of last night kept replaying in his mind like a never-ending torture reelâthe way your eyes had widened, gojo's obnoxious cackle, the way he moved on top of youâŠ
his hands flew to his face, covering it as the image of him taking off his shirt surfaced.Â
âwhy did i do thaaaat?â it's been hours now but he still was analyzing every second, every word, every breathâlike some kind of detective trying to piece together a crime scene.
âi wasn't even drunk, just a little tipsy, please,â he muttered to himself. his brain refused to move on. he needed a reset. a cleanse. what if he vanished? he could pack his bags, drop out, change his name, move to remote village where no one knew the name Choso Kamoâ
âyou're miserable.â of course he couldn't do all that, and of course suguru and satoru had to invite you over their shared college apartment.
meanwhile you? you had spent all day thinking about last night. the way chosoâthe usual awkward chosoâhad moved against you, the heat of his body, the way his hands gripped you. the way his usual reserved, flushed face was nowhere to be seenâreplaced by something demanding, dominant.
and it had left you aching. all day long, the pulse between your thighs wouldn't let up. only intensifying as you replayed the moment his bulge pressed against your heated core, giving you that perfect pressure.
which is exactly why you were in his room now.Â
And again
kickoff | series masterlist.
gojo satoru x reader [18+] | angst, fluff, smut
á° pairing. college au - soccer player! gojo x film major! reader
á° summary. gojo satoru is the most popular guy on your college campus. he's tall, funny, hot, not to mention he's the most talented soccer forward the school has seen in years. but he's also a frat dude, putting him in a world very different from your own, as he spends most of his nights partying while you spend most of yours working on your annoying film major assignments. but when he reaches out to you for a favor, you realize that helping him out might have something in it for you too.
á° warnings/tags. 18+, fem!reader, fluff, angst, smut, college au, fraternities, sororities, partying, drinking/alcohol, weed usage, romance, jealousy, pining, slow burn, opposites to lovers, friends to lovers, she falls first he falls harder, gojo being an idiot
á° status. ongoing
á° word count. 109.7k
á° taglist. closed
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chapter index.
ch1. gojo satoru sent you a message
ch2. terms and conditions
ch3. returning the favor
ch4. a day in the life of a hot soccer player
ch5. these feelings are hard to find
ch6. devil's advocate
ch7. to lose someone you love
ch8. a little cottage on the countryside
ch9. words you've been wanting to hear
ch10. a fresh start
ch11. i feel so high school
ch12. how you get the girl
ch13. pendingâŠ
drabbles.
no1. making it up to you (read after ch10)
no2. gojo as a cat dad (read after ch10)
headcanons.
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anon headcanons. fluff | link
a note from the author. hello! my name is ellie, and this is my first long fic series called 'kickoff' which i began posting earlier this year in january! if you do decide to read it, i thank you very much from the bottom of my heart as it means a lot to me :ââ) please let me know if i missed any tags or warnings! and for those who may want to know before reading, this series will have a happy ending <3
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how i imagine a roomie situ with simon đ
his head lolls, nose filling with water till heâs spluttering it back up. his chest contracts, knees buckling up till heâs a stumbling mess that melts into the cool shower wall.
âfuck⊠fuckkk,â simon pants, fingers curling rounding the pretty length of his throbbing cock. his head thuds, deadweight against the marble tiles, eyes closing in on themselves.
images of you flicker, rushing like wind against his fluttering lids till his back is pulling up off the wall, till the full of his balls are twitching in a desperate need to fuck you full of him.
hes bout losing consciousness, the only sound in his ears being the water splashing at the floor and the heavy âschlickâ his hand emits. that is until the knob rattles, and your fist hits against the door.
it sends simon reeling off the wall, palm slapping flat against the opposing side as his hand works at his cock angrily.
âyou almost done?â your voice shoots down his spine, stinging his nerve endings. his lips curl back over his teeth, jaw dropping as he forces a deep groan to succumb into a breathless gasp.
âa-almost!â he calls back, eyes crinkling into crows feet before theyâre shooting wide and filling with the water that drips from his hair.
âyouâve been in there for like an hour, si,â the annoyance. the nickname. it all has his skin pricking up, has blood rushing south. âyouâre not the only one looking to get off tonight.â
will get to all yall but idk i guess im just not in no socialziationing mood rn or ever idk whatâs up
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pairing: gojo satoru x reader summary: gojo offers to help you get the attention of your crush, but things don't turn out the way either of you expect genre: college au, friends (?) to lovers, fluff, no angst notes: gojo is kinda dumb idk, shoko and geto know he's stupid wc: ~5.8k
"So, Geto Suguru, huh?"
You furrow your eyebrows as you look up from your book, meeting the bright blue eyes of none other than Gojo Satoru.
"I'm sorry?" you ask, tilting your head in confusion. Gojo chuckles lightly, booping your nose as he takes a seat next to you.
"Cute," Gojo comments, snorting when you swat his hand away. "But really? Geto? He's a little too boring for you, don't you think? You're kind of super out of his league."
"I have no idea what you're taking about, Gojo," you say, carefully placing a bookmark between the pages of your book before closing it and setting it down next to you.
"You can call me Satoru if you'd like. I don't mind," he says, leaning back on the grass and basking in the sunlight. You stare at him dully, still confused by the entire situation. He grins when he notices your expression.
"What do you want, Gojo?" you ask, watching him pout at your use of his last name. He brings a hand up to his heart, pouting at your tone before breaking out into a large smile. You look away, slightly annoyed by your white-haired classmate.
"Geto? Suguru?" he repeats, bringing his hands up to form air quotation marks. "You know, 'the only one who's ever made my heart race and palms sweat', that Geto Suguru?"
Your jaw drops at his words, and you whip your head around to give him a disbelieving look. He's wearing a smug smirk as he returns your stare, one eyebrow raised in a way that lets you know that he's heard everything you've said about his best friend.
"Where did you hear that?" you hiss, grabbing your book and shoving it into your bag. You feel your heart pounding as you rise to your feet, brushing your clothes off before crossing your arms and staring at Gojo.
"You really should choose more private places to have such conversations," Gojo replies, standing up as well and brushing his hair back with his hand. "You weren't exactly being quiet when you were speaking with Shoko."
"So what is it that you want?" you ask, a scowl working its way onto your face. "Do you want me to do your chemistry homework in exchange for your silence or something?"
Gojo's smile never falters, unnerving you the slightest bit as he walks up to you before grabbing your bag and slinging it over his shoulder.
"No, of course not! What kind of student do you think I am?" he asks, pushing his sunglasses up with one hand as he wraps his other arm around your shoulders. The two of you begin walking towards a nearby lecture hall, and you find yourself tensing up the longer you remain under his hold. "You see, lately Geto has been getting on my case about every little thing. Between you and me, I think that having someone to focus his attention on can be beneficial for both of us. So I'm here to offer my assistance to get Geto to notice you!"
You come to an abrupt stop, causing the white-haired boy to halt as well. He looks at you curiously, confused by your sudden actions. You remain quiet as you reach for your bag, tugging it away from him with a tight-lipped smile.
"Thanks for the generous offer, Gojo, but no," you say, annoyance tinging your words. Gojo nearly flinches when he notices your stony gaze, and he chooses to remain silent as you begin to walk away.
"If you change your mind, let me know!" he calls out after you, this time actually flinching when you turn around to send him a sharp glare. he chuckles to himself once you're out of sight, sighing to himself and preparing to face an irritated Geto once more.
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pairing: gojo satoru x reader summary: gojo offers to help you get the attention of your crush, but things don't turn out the way either of you expect genre: college au, friends (?) to lovers, fluff, no angst notes: gojo is kinda dumb idk, shoko and geto know he's stupid wc: ~5.8k
"So, Geto Suguru, huh?"
You furrow your eyebrows as you look up from your book, meeting the bright blue eyes of none other than Gojo Satoru.
"I'm sorry?" you ask, tilting your head in confusion. Gojo chuckles lightly, booping your nose as he takes a seat next to you.
"Cute," Gojo comments, snorting when you swat his hand away. "But really? Geto? He's a little too boring for you, don't you think? You're kind of super out of his league."
"I have no idea what you're taking about, Gojo," you say, carefully placing a bookmark between the pages of your book before closing it and setting it down next to you.
"You can call me Satoru if you'd like. I don't mind," he says, leaning back on the grass and basking in the sunlight. You stare at him dully, still confused by the entire situation. He grins when he notices your expression.
"What do you want, Gojo?" you ask, watching him pout at your use of his last name. He brings a hand up to his heart, pouting at your tone before breaking out into a large smile. You look away, slightly annoyed by your white-haired classmate.
"Geto? Suguru?" he repeats, bringing his hands up to form air quotation marks. "You know, 'the only one who's ever made my heart race and palms sweat', that Geto Suguru?"
Your jaw drops at his words, and you whip your head around to give him a disbelieving look. He's wearing a smug smirk as he returns your stare, one eyebrow raised in a way that lets you know that he's heard everything you've said about his best friend.
"Where did you hear that?" you hiss, grabbing your book and shoving it into your bag. You feel your heart pounding as you rise to your feet, brushing your clothes off before crossing your arms and staring at Gojo.
"You really should choose more private places to have such conversations," Gojo replies, standing up as well and brushing his hair back with his hand. "You weren't exactly being quiet when you were speaking with Shoko."
"So what is it that you want?" you ask, a scowl working its way onto your face. "Do you want me to do your chemistry homework in exchange for your silence or something?"
Gojo's smile never falters, unnerving you the slightest bit as he walks up to you before grabbing your bag and slinging it over his shoulder.
"No, of course not! What kind of student do you think I am?" he asks, pushing his sunglasses up with one hand as he wraps his other arm around your shoulders. The two of you begin walking towards a nearby lecture hall, and you find yourself tensing up the longer you remain under his hold. "You see, lately Geto has been getting on my case about every little thing. Between you and me, I think that having someone to focus his attention on can be beneficial for both of us. So I'm here to offer my assistance to get Geto to notice you!"
You come to an abrupt stop, causing the white-haired boy to halt as well. He looks at you curiously, confused by your sudden actions. You remain quiet as you reach for your bag, tugging it away from him with a tight-lipped smile.
"Thanks for the generous offer, Gojo, but no," you say, annoyance tinging your words. Gojo nearly flinches when he notices your stony gaze, and he chooses to remain silent as you begin to walk away.
"If you change your mind, let me know!" he calls out after you, this time actually flinching when you turn around to send him a sharp glare. he chuckles to himself once you're out of sight, sighing to himself and preparing to face an irritated Geto once more.
â© â§âË â© how long does it take to fuck your brother's best friend? (four whole days)
synopsis. suguru comes home to visit from college at the same time you doâexcept he brings satoru along. this is going to be a long break
word count. 8.5k (i am tired of this tomfoolery)
contents. college! au, brother's best friend! satoru, fem! reader, minors do not interact, three-year age gap (you're both early twenties), slightly mean satoru (when youâre kids), slight enemies to lovers, jealous! satoru, mentions of reader having an ex-bf, male masturbation, satoru is taller + carries reader, cunnilingus, fingering, handjobs, unprotected sex, brief mentions of alcohol (satoru), creampie, pet names (baby + sweetheart), not proofread i could not be bothered iâm sorry
notes. this was not supposed to be this long bye i am embarrassingly down bad for the blue-eyed freak
everyone knows that where there is satoru, there is suguruâand likewise, where there is suguru, there is satoru.
theyâre a bit of a packaged deal, really. satoru befriends your brother in what you think must be some twisted stroke of luckâthere is no way suguru would lower his standards for some rich bastard whoâs had life made for him since the day he was born. but apparently, he does, and youâre stuck with a white-haired nuisance in your house at least once a week. for years.
youâve known satoru since he was a whiny, snot-faced, and spoiled little brat. back then, he used to call you toothlessâyou were six, itâs normal for children at the age of six to lose a few teeth. just because satoru is nine and has grown his teeth back doesnât mean he escaped the toothless phase himselfâbut satoru is just a jerk like that, pushes your buttons, and calls out your insecurities to get a good laugh.
much ado about nothing masterlist - plug!eren x reader series - 18+!!
Between being an English professor and a graduate student, your time is valuable and often stretched thin, and does not include room for many "extracurricular activities". When you come home one day to find your roommate picking up from the local dealer, however, your dedication to your hectic schedule wavers. â i'm SO excited to finally share this series. i've been fangirling over this eren by myself for way too long and i'm super excited to bring you guys into the loop.
please find the best fan art of all time made by my bestie @fictional-d-supremacy for this series linked HERE :)
DISCLAIMER: this series contains MATURE CONTENT that is intended only for those over 18. if you are a minor or ageless blog, please do not interact.
content warnings for smut, alcohol and drug use (duh he's literally a drug dealer), some slight toxicity, and historia being your adorable bestie throughout the series
here's the ao3 link for anyone who would prefer to read on there!
Chapter 1 - courtesy of historia, you land your sights on the cute drug dealer that services much of campus. your common sense wins out...until you have a few drinks at girls' night, that is.
Chapter 2 - eren invites you and historia to a kickback with his friends. hilarity and mind-numbing sexual tension ensure.
Chapter 3 - eren's gotten under your skin, but you've decided that a one night stand should solve your little obsession, and eren's not one to deny you.
Chapter 4 - historia and sasha finally get to find out if all the rumors about eren are true. you learn a little more about eren's past thanks to sasha's sex drive. eren is the king of bad timing.
Chapter 5 - eren, still reeling from a mysterious text he received, meets you at paradise, the local club. he debates the meaning of the word 'friends' and you drink too many vodka sodas.