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[lewdmememonarch]

Dearest Twitter Refugees

PUT YOUR FUCKING AGE IN YOUR BIO!!!!!

Thank You

[omagpies]

things to say when you are not a place of honor

original text by @inkskinned can be found here. I’ve made a comic with it before but wanted to make a mbart version for a while

[alliezweihander]

"if you forgot then it obviously wasn't important to you" is an ableist thing to say and i'm tired of pretending it's not

[alliezweihander]

I've forgotten *my own birthday* before. There are several years of my life just straight up missing. In the past I've forgotten silly little frivolous things like NAMES OF LOVED ONES or WHERE MY HOUSE IS. But obviously none of that was important. Fucking awful, ableist thing to say.

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[lewdmememonarch]

AUSTRALIA NO GOONING ZONE

[noddytheornithopod]

VPN apps rocket up download charts in Australia as porn websites begin blocking users

Proton VPN moves from 174th to 19th place as NordVPN goes from 189th to 13th, as porn websites in Australia start requiring age verification

The digital panopticon continues to grow in Australia. Gooning is now not allowed unless you give up your data that some perv in surveillance for big tech or ASIO is probably gooning to anyway.

[lewdmememonarch]

In wild news Pornhub CEO protests Australias age verification laws and BLOCKED every Australian from watching porn. If you did not previously have an account you cannot access porn on their sites, and now pornhub just looks like the porn version of youtube, which hey you can't access porn but get to know those stars you miss so much.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the intended reading of this joke is that the doctor is being called a clown, but I also like people's alternate readings in the notes where a) the patient's partner is a clown, figuratively or literally, or b) the patient is hallucinating a clown everywhere they go

[lewdmememonarch]

c) is what happens to Gideon Coal

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

I don’t know anything about the Australian music scene but i do know one other comedy/musician from there.

Opinions on Tom Cardy?

love him, would steal his underwear

[kiophen]

solo jazz suicune

[kiophen]

there are a lot of people reblogging this again and tagging it with "wow.. this kind of looks like that one cup" again. you guys would not believe what "solo jazz" means

[lewdmememonarch]

This cups design has been stuck in my head lately I've been using the colours in my art or trying to it makes me happy seeing the name of the design.

[mangosmoothies]

watching GOT is like wow I hope the good guys win this season and the worst thing ever happens instead

[lewdmememonarch]

Wishing for a good new year is like...

[slutdge]

squint for me real quick

[tartrazeen]

Jumpscare?

Penis?

Loss?

What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔

[tartrazeen]

i mean alright, might as give that a

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[lewdmememonarch]

The most creative way if anyone deserves to win it is this person but ironically they never will because of how often their triumph will be loved and shared

[skullgrrl]

The bushfires in Victoria are still happening. This is the current state map.

Some of those fires are reigniting and I can’t help but think of the people trying to fight these fires. In temperatures higher than the ambient temperature.

There are people doing all of this support work in the background. From ensuring broadcasting the emergency warnings goes ahead, setting up relief centres, making sure firefighters get a couple of sandwiches in and a cuppa. An entire community dedicated to holding back the fires.

[lewdmememonarch]

Also we have entire towns under water and cyclones in different states. A friend of mine's house got fully flooded.

[lewdmememonarch]

Watching my mutuals goon all day is something special 😊 because it's gooning together, no shame. "Look at this, it made me very horny" "Oh yes, me too I'll share to all my other friends, cheers"

[faeriefag]

"why suck a strap?" have we all forgotten the beauty of theatre? have we truly fallen so far as to think the mind mustn't be pleasured too?

[hallucin8]

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

[lewdmememonarch]

Don't skip a single time RNG will hit you with a bladder infection for punishment.