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[lexxelace-blog]

New account

[houdinikat-blog]

Heyyo, it’s me. Previously @/lexxelace ✌

[lexxelace-blog]

Moved to @starry-dancers

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

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teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[gotham]

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

[euo]

yall hate when mentally ill people act mentally ill but love it when its a nice lil text post you can reblog. but when somebody on here actually posts about their symptoms or struggles with self injury or obsessive thoughts or hallucinations or flashbacks its a fucking witch hunt

[jnghyns]

i refuse to let this video die

[bobbicai]

Her mom saying “never mind” always gets me

[mintconditionfurbies]

Still one of the best TV clips in history. The drama of it all, so flawless

[onlyblackgirl]

Why mama baking cookies in a muffin tin?

[basementdemo]

as the Gay Music Commander ive compiled a working list of artists straight people are not allowed to listen to

panic! at the disco

troye sivan

halsey

sufjan stevens (and his weaker, less evolved counterpart hozier)

tegan & sara 

my chemical romance (may they rest in peace)

papa roach

color theory pioneers walk the moon

adele

carly rae jepsen

country music legend dolly parton

the killers

ex-disney icons the jonas brothers

florence and the machine

kelly clarkson, inventor of feminism

marina and the diamonds

vampire weekend 

3OH!3, the last known disciples of jesus christ himself

if you are straight, PLEASE respect this list and refrain from listening to artists listed or artists affiliated with those listed. i reserve the right to add and remove artists as i please. thank you for your time

[basementdemo]

due to the overwhelming response i’d like to make some formal amendments to this list. straight people are now also banned from listening to:

børns

kesha, creator of fun

cobra starship (again, may they rest in peace)

brand new

hayley kiyoko, pioneer of neon wlw aesthetics

ariana grande

britney spears, the inventor of pop

years and years 

weezer

cher (by extension straight people can no longer watch Burlesque (2010, dir. Steven Antin)

thank you for your time! :)

[capetwon708]

Straight people are also not allowed to listen to:

•Katy Perry

Your welcome :)

[basementdemo]

no they can keep her

[lexxelace-blog]

Someone: wow you're really mature for your age

Me: thanks, it's the childhood of abuse and neglect that forced me to grow up and learn how to care for myself and protect myself long before a child should have had to

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

anyone who thinks like this while listening to music is a serial killer

[lexxelace-blog]

I'm a serial killer... o shit

[baracknobama]

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

[toshio]

[rosecrystal]

fave

[witchhuntress]

Badass female characters are just 😍😍😍😍😍😍 Females who look after other females are just 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 Female characters who bow down to none are also admirable and 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍x💯

[animentality]

DONT YOU KNOW KOREAN oh snap

[expressivedepressive]

The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better? Death.’

[after-crisis]

@lumos-vs-nox   This is referred to as “mild suicidal ideation“ or the desire for suicide without substantial action behind it. It often happens when someone deals with prolonged mental health issues and suicidality at a young age. When you’re young, we go through a period where our neural pathways completely rearrange- the things that happen to us at that time will influence these changes. In a way, suicidal ideation becomes an ingrained coping mechanism. A sort of “well at least suicide is always there for me”. Your brain is part-muscle, it remembers things, it learns, it’s super great at adapting, this is just a reflex. It doesn’t mean you are weak, it doesn’t mean you aren’t in recovery.

thank you for posting this, you turned a feeling many people have into words!

[fragilecrushed]

this is what healthy people don’t get

[sunshinedaisieswindmills]

this is so important SO IMPORTANT

and i didn’t know this until right now and it like changed my whole outlook on my illness and recovery 

[imsoshive]

y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol

[loopyart]

The Night Vale Angels in #68 ^-^ <3

LoopyArt

[teamrocketing]

this is great. just the three of us

you.. me..

and this brick wall you built between us