MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL

Name: Alex: Love Avengers, Haven, Edgar Allan Poe, Tom Hiddleston, Les Miserables, Hamilton, Once Upon a Time, The Walking Dead, Mumford and Sons, Supernatural, Merlin, Game of Thrones, Hannibal, Sherlock, Benedict Cumberbatch, Daredevil, The Magicians, etc.

[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

[solepunk]

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

[sillymarillion-comics]

[luccorvus]

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

[kaispeakshermind]

WHAT

[helenakey]

The Queen of Denmark drew LoTR fanart 😮😩

[iconuk01]

Well, it started as fanart, it became canon published artwork approved by the author.

[spartanlocke]

Also he strictly forbade Disney from making any sort of cinema of his books. 

[source]

Not only did this dude see the moon landing, know what color TV was and hate the Beatles, but he knew Walt Disney was a piece of shit before anyone else, and all because of some dwarves. 

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[stopaskingformykik]

There’s no way you’re prepared to hear the name

[puttingherinhistory]

[absolutelymadness]

[lowbrowcomicinterludes]

[toastbutteregg]

just something to brighten your day/night

[toastbutteregg]

[spookdoodles]

Just realised I never posted this short comic I made in 2019! Some of the art is a little wonky because I had to rush this out in a couple of weeks for a zine fair I was attending. I think my digital art skills have improved a bit since then.

I’m not the first person to suggest that cats are staring at something we can’t see when they stare into space but I thought it would make a fun comic idea. This was also inspired by a picture book I read a lot as a kid- Slobcat by Paul Geraghty, which had a similar narrative style though obviously without the horror elements.

Thanks for reading! If you enjoyed my comic please consider supporting my work by buying something from my store or donating via Ko-Fi!

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[minyate]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fluffygif]

An Iridescent Python with polka dots.

[cutereptiles]

What a pretty noodle! :D

[cosmokramers-deactivated2018091]

[callmearcturus]

#you can tell this show runner is gay#because a straight man could never understand the sheer overwhelming tension#of literally not being able to even touch your true love without killing them 

holy shit @stormsbourne did you have to come for us that hard

[jmpillo]

art_dailydose on ig

[hoofpeet]

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

[scribblecat27]

Happy St Patrick’s Day! Always a good excuse to put this man on my blog. 

[angryfunblaze]

5 Stretches to Relieve Neck and Shoulder Tension

[no-rem-no-life]

Since I was sitting all day at my last job in an office I got a stiff shoulder a lot. I can only recomend doing this and similiar stuff on a daily basis because it works really well. Best thing is it doesn’t take much time and you can do it everywhere. Did it in my classes all the time a boring subject came up.. 

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[lennythereviewer]

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

[izhunny]

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

[kazterboro]

[primrosey]

Trust me mom, I've been searching LinkedIn for "court jester" and nobody is hiring!

[primrosey]

No, look, I-

Yes, grandpa was able to walk in, insult the king, and got hired but times have ch-

THAT'LL GET ME BEHEADED!