[lezzbean]

that classic tumblr mobile moment when ur trying to read a post and it just flings ur screen into whatever direction it wants and u have to try to regain ur surroundings so u can finish reading something that doesn’t even turn out to be that funny

[beyoncerry-deactivated20230129]

man fuck yall bitches and fuck that white hoe u must be smoking dick if u think i gaf about that hoe and why she taking a jet and hiding from people bitch! she weird and so are u go listen to her cry about a white man offbeat and off key for ten minutes so she can buy a bus ticket!!! scrape up the loose change in your cum stained couch so you can catch one too hoe y'all gmfu forreal god damn! annoying ass hoes!

[beardedmrbean]

[mpregeminem]

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

[mpregeminem]

yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now

[theraddestpotato21]

[joshlovesyou]

[mosscaller]

[lovely-v]

i was at a bookshop yesterday buying three books and the cashier looked at my stack and went “oh one of my favorites! oh another one of my favorites! oh three of my favorites !!” and all i could think was

[memorycycle]

octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

[madamechan1]

I'm dead 💀

[deanwinchesterapologist]

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

[wizard0rb]

children’s book authors do this also

[only-tiktoks]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

HELLO? WAS NO-ONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR CAME OUT?

[lezzbean]

good for him

[galapagosvagrant]

[funnytwittertweets]

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[avvocarlo]

a man hugging another man is just messed up

[iamoutofideas]

theyshould be fucking & sucking instead

[avvocarlo]

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