Panic is Inspirational

Exhausted and procrastinative linguistic post grad hiding from research by reblogging old TV shows

[jesperfahey]

I get a little bit Genghis Khan I don’t want you to get it on With nobody else but me

[bigmamag]

My favorite top YouTube comment:

[pizzabookbuying]

3.01 “I don’t know, I thought he came back here because he liked me, or something. I kissed him and he kissed me back and now he’s over there, and I feel so stupid.”

And now I’m thinking about how well this fits with Jess in 6.18

[stellaluna33]

Stab me in the HEART, why don't you?!! *sobs uncontrollably*

[monny287]

@pizzabookbuying: That's it. Go to the corner and think about what you've done.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Not a grown ass police officer who “fears for his life” in site!

#WhitePrivilege 

Cops don’t see danger when it comes to other white people …Even when clear danger exists .

Cops see danger when it comes to black/brown people …Even when no apparent danger exists .

Cultural conditioning .The actions of cops during these recent protests demonstrate bias .

[browneyedophanim-deactivated202]

I’ll reblog this until the day I die.

[slayerbuffy]

He seems to like you. And you’re judging this by what? By the way he looked at you.

LUKE & LORELAI, ‘GILMORE GIRLS’ SEASON 1.

[purgatoryking]

Dean’s love story with the giant slinky in Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie

Giant slinky. Would have killed for one of those when I was a kid.

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake.

[afro-elf]

i wanna be WOOED this decade, fully and unrealistically WOOED

[disneydailly]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j]

This is like a round of cards against humanity

[argumate]

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

[citizen-of-the-fandom]

See I want to know Ragetti’s backstory because of lines like these. I wonder how a man who seems to have been a philosophy student ended up a pirate who plays down his book learning and tells Pintel he can’t read – or was his father the student, and as a boy he picked up big words like ‘dichotomy’ but couldn’t sign his name to save his life? The Ragetti who Barbossa chose as guardian of one of the Nine Pieces of Eight, who is perhaps more consistently loyal to Pintel than Will is to Elizabeth, who casually analyzes a three-way fight between pirates like someone who’s studied Shakespeare, who at one point speaks more gently and honestly to the goddess of the ocean than any other character (“you’re not saying it right, you have to say it right.”), whose first reaction to a ship capsizing is ‘tie ourselves to the mast upside down’ and who sailed to Davy Jones’ Locker just to see Jack again… what is his story?

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

A 14 year old Ragetti, standing at a dock wearing formal clothing: Father says pirates are the bane of civilization.

Barbossa, the then still beardless buckaneer: Pirates can be gay

Ragetti, looking back just for a second before smiling at the captain: Where do I sign up?!

[pyromania2014]

Yeah, no, see, that’s actually a pretty damn good explanation.

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[did-you-know]

Mary Shelley’s favorite keepsake was her dead husband’s heart. After Percy Shelley’s death, the Frankenstein author kept his heart - carrying it with her for almost 30 years until she died in 1851. A year later, it was then found in a desk drawer, wrapped in a copy of one of his final poems. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[liadansca]

You will never be as goth as Mary Shelley. Never. It takes too much effort to be that illegal*.

*for illegal read amazingly macabre

[felitomkinson]

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[ahhthelegend]

not you

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

Yo that’s a good ass point!!!

[littlescratches]

“If that’s rape, then I have been raped,” scoff the women.

“If that’s rape, then I would be a rapist,” whisper the men to themselves.

And nobody wants to talk about that.

[liadansca]

Today on life as a millennial

*sleeps for 13hrs* is this exhaustion or the depression? 🤔

*REALLY doesn't want to go to Thanksgiving dinner* is this because I want to avoid the Trump supporters or is it the depression? 😑

*notices I'm going to lose a nail because of a blister from a virus that I got from nasty crotch goblins* 😑😑😑 better glue a fake nail on that....oh look! These ones look like shiny beetles!

[hjdjdjdjdjc-deactivated20260221]

my exasperated parents: why must you insist on watching keanu reeves’ movies all day long?

me:

[yennefer]

On a scale of one to Gandalf, how done with the government are you?

[hjdjdjdjdjc-deactivated20260221]

this is a lord of the rings blog and my most successful post is about keanu reeves…seems fitting.