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@libby-meminger33
so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”
there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.
This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life
“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”
- Barack Obama
Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito
hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?
the types as iconic john mulaney quotes
entp: “and i said no. you know, like a liar.”
infp: “i am very small. and i have no money. so you can imagine the stress i am under.”
intp: “in terms of like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.”
esfp: “"f*** da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling f*** da police.”
enfp: "i was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.”
estp: “and he told me, "if you use that word, there will be a protest of midgets on this building!” and i said, “promise?”“
isfp: "my vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and i’ll apologize to you.”
intj: “i’ll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day, i’ll die.”
estj: “brush your teeth. now, boom, orange juice. that’s life.”
enfj: “i just need everyone to like me so bad.”
istp: “and i’m like "nO! that’s the thing i’m sensitive about!”“
esfj: "thirteen year-olds are the scariest people on this planet. they terrify me to this day.”
istj: “God can’t hear you.”
entj: “first off, no.”
isfj: “everyone get out of my way. i just want to sit here and feed my birds.”
infj: “i’M a LiTtLe fAt gIrL!”
Favorite Starkid Pictures : Joey Richter
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get you someone that looks at you like paul looks at emma.
Dab away the haters
EVERYONE has needed this reaction pic at one point in their life.
iconic
you don’t have to know anything about Star Wars, but PLEASE watch this.
Watching the Great British Bake Off:
Pros: everything
Cons: Now every time I bake I can hear Mary Berry critiquing me