Somewhere, Out There

Hello darlings! I'm Libby. Check out my about me page to know me better.

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[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[martymartinloki]

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

[lovelyballetandmore]

[awfulbear]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life

[cofficionado]

[jvlioo]

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

[chewbacca]

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

[ginger-vevo]

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

[infpxenfp-deactivated20210528]

the types as iconic john mulaney quotes

entp: “and i said no. you know, like a liar.”

infp: “i am very small. and i have no money. so you can imagine the stress i am under.”

intp: “in terms of like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.”

esfp: “"f*** da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling f*** da police.”

enfp: "i was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.”

estp: “and he told me, "if you use that word, there will be a protest of midgets on this building!” and i said, “promise?”“

isfp: "my vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and i’ll apologize to you.”

intj: “i’ll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day, i’ll die.”

estj: “brush your teeth. now, boom, orange juice. that’s life.”

enfj: “i just need everyone to like me so bad.”

istp: “and i’m like "nO! that’s the thing i’m sensitive about!”“

esfj: "thirteen year-olds are the scariest people on this planet. they terrify me to this day.”

istj: “God can’t hear you.”

entj: “first off, no.”

isfj: “everyone get out of my way. i just want to sit here and feed my birds.”

infj: “i’M a LiTtLe fAt gIrL!”

[starkid-for-snape]

Favorite Starkid Pictures : Joey Richter

2/?

[privileged-fucks]

[kadtherine]

get you someone that looks at you like paul looks at emma.

[oh-theatre]

Dab away the haters

[bossygifs]

EVERYONE has needed this reaction pic at one point in their life.

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[queerdungeons]

iconic

[nonespark-blog]

you don’t have to know anything about Star Wars, but PLEASE watch this.

[immikey]

[krabby-kronicle]

[libraryminion]

Watching the Great British Bake Off:

Pros: everything

Cons: Now every time I bake I can hear Mary Berry critiquing me

[darkpaladin]