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[smokeweed2009]

I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.

[funnytwittertweets]

[yeopposcya]

miyopet

[grown-ups-2-blog]

Reblog if you love “family dinner time.”    

[rockodile-deactivated20181110]

You’re a bitch because you don’t have this url

[helenvaughans]

i think we as a society have to become comfortable again with the idea that even the best of us are sometimes just petty little bitches who don’t like certain things for completely arbitrary and/or personal reasons

[soft-october-night]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[lithominium]

You’re not casting

[jaanii]

[ruhlare]

A psychologist wrote in a book, "Even if you are an angel, there will be people who will be disturbed by the sound of your wings." – He used this phrase to make clear that other people's perceptions and emotions have nothing to do with you. The thoughts of others do not define your worth. You will meet many people who will try to project their own insecurities onto you and there is a risk that you will accept the image of others. To protect yourself, you must internalize that others don't even have the ability to define you. They are unable to see inside you. And their perception of you is nothing but a sign of their own qualities. Even if you are good, there will always be people who say otherwise; but you are not a reflection of others.

[soft4youu]

This the ONE

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[fungalfaggot]

I think the world needs less social networks

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and, more mycelium networks!!!

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"LIKE" if u agree

"REBLAG" to fuck me nasty

[vomitgrrrrl]

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

[mellowhype]

oh btw you can never go back and even if you could you wont be that person again XD

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[argumate]

oh god I’m gonna cum! but first a message from our sponsors who made this possible,

[casgirl]

Compilation

[saintmarrow]

Forgetting another good one

[jesse-pinko]

A day in the life of Walter White wake up in your tighty-whities lie to your pregnant wife. Make sure the lie is completely ludicrous and easily disproven so she knows how little you respect her. Ignore your son. Break into the house of your former student/surrogate son/mistress and launch a series of personal attacks against his character until he agrees to do something for you that will leave him with lasting psychological trauma and probably result in his relapsing. Kill one of his loved ones for good measure. Cook meth. Make flailing Donald Trump hand gestures so that people think you are feeling real human emotions. Cry over the loss of your virility. Throw a live grenade into a children’s hospital or something idk. Go home and lie to your lovely wife some more then throw a bitch fit because she didn’t cook you dinner. Make passive aggressive bedroom eyes at your brother-in-law. Go to bed and get some rest. Tomorrow is another big day.

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