words are life

here shall be posts related to the book thief, sometimes other fandoms, and my horrible humor.

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max vandenburg + tumblr posts.

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if you identified with michelle vega more than with any other character & you're still not over her death clap your hands

[ilvalentinos]

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS: a mix for the alexander the great you wished you’d studied. [ L I S T E N ]

                     'SUCK MY DICK.' - alexander iii of macedon, circa 331 b.c.

                                                       356 - 338 b.c.

I.   the creepiest ten year old in history                    WHEN I GROW UP - the pussycat dolls II.   the mother of all oedipus complexes                    NO ANGELS - bastille ft ella III.   subtlety didn’t exist in ancient greece                    NO HOMO - the lonely island IV.   please calm down                    HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW - the heavy V.   teenage tantrum in the form of potential civil war                    THREW IT ON THE GROUND - the lonely island VI.  classical edition backstreet boys                    CLIQUE - kanye west ft. jay z VII.   belated sexual awakening                    I KISSED A BOY (COVER) - cobra starship VIII.  oops i killed my dad                    MOVE BITCH (HEDEGAARD REMIX) - ludacris                                     

                                                                                                               336 - 330 b.c.

IX.   please try to act like you’re sorry your dad’s dead                    SURVIVOR - beyonce X.   this is imperialism, and it’s not cool                    PRIMADONNA - marina and the diamonds                     XI.  literally no one else thinks this is a good idea                    I’M ON A BOAT - the lonely island                     XII.  seriously, calm down                    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT - dj snake & lil’ jon                     XIII. this is going to catastrophically affect the known world                    I CAN DO ANYTHING - 3oh!3                     XIV.  you culturally appropriative asshole                    PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY (COVER) - vitamin string quartet 

                                                                                                               329 - 323 b.c.

XV.  cutting off the heads of existing friends won’t make you new friends                    HEADS WILL ROLL - yeah yeah yeahs XVI.  seriously, CHILL                    I AM A GOD - kanye west XVII.  you’re a fucking embarrassment                    BITCH - the plasticines  XVIII.  lying on a corpse crying for three days                     I’M NOT CRYING - flight of the concords XVIV.  the drinking problem that changed the course of history                    A LITTLE PARTY NEVER KILLED NOBODY - fergie XX.  this went about as well as could be expected                    DIE YOUNG - ke$ha

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the book thief + tumblr posts.

With the help of memingxr.

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are there any book thief +tumblr posts sets yet that you know of?

no, but now i’m getting ideas…

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rp meme: [1/9] friendships.

↳ max vandenburg & walter kugler.

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» modified rp meme:

ten faceclaims i want to use.

nine friendships.

eight characters i have played.

seven significant quotes.

six characters that aren’t mine.

five one true pairs.

four roleplays/groups.

three important moments/memories.

two character families.

one character i will never let go of.

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The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

[postgraduatepurgatory-deactivat]

Essential Productivity Apps for any student:

Caffeine-  Prevents your screen from going into sleep mode. Great if you’re writing notes on an article and the screen keeps dimming, whilst you hope that if you stare long enough, the phrase “homologous ways to a view of hegemony” will start to make sense.

Flux- If you find that you can’t sleep for ages after studying late at night, then this app is a total game changer. It basically turns the light on the screen red, because science people say that blue light keeps you awake and red light doesn’t. (*Full Disclosure* I’m not a scientist)

Focusbar- The annoying voice of your mother nagging you to finish your homework…in app form. You can set the annoying level (I have it set on “wildly annoying”) and a bar will appear in the corner every few seconds to remind you that you’re supposed to be doing something else besides looking at cat photos. 

Microsoft Office- self explanatory, so I’ve linked to an article about life hacks for Microsoft Office instead. Because I’m just that awesome. 

Nag- Does your 5 minute study break keep turning into an hour on Youtube? Then you need Nag in your life. It’s basically an alarm/timer. But an extremely loud and annoying alarm/timer that’s very difficult to ignore. The bells genuinely sound more judgemental the longer you ignore it.  

Self Control-  Also known as Cold Turkey for Microsoft users. If you absolutely cannot be trusted with an internet connection, then you need Self Control in your life. You add a list of websites to the “blacklist”and then set how long you want the app to work for, and for that duration of time you wont be able to access those website. Seriously, not even rebooting your computer or uninstalling the app will let you access the blacklist until your time is up. Tough love at its finest.

Zotero-  The new love of my life. Zotero allows you to manage all your citations and sources in one easy place. It’s an absolute life saver- no joke. There’s an in-word add in, so it will write your bibliography and citations for you in any format you want. There’s a chrome/firefox add in and a mobile app, so you don’t even have to type the citation into Zotero. Just press the button it does all the hard work for you. It even updates itself online, so you can still access your bibliography if your computer crashes. I <3 Zotero 5eva. 

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holy shit; 500+ notes over night???? i'm speechless w o w ;o;

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thank you for the 100 followers!

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castle + tumblr posts [1/?].

[winterfeller]

I am Sir Alanna of Trebond and Olau, Knight of the Realm of Tortall, a shaman and rider of the Bloody Hawk Tribe of the Bazhir.

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Inspired by [x]

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First and Last Lines → Song of the Lioness by Tamora Pierce [Inspired by this.]

[booksandhotchocolate]

“You ride as a man, fight as a man, and you think as a man-“ “I think as a human being,” she retorted hotly. “Men don’t think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to.”

Tamora Pierce, The Woman Who Rides Like a Man (via booksandhotchocolate)

[daenerysnow]

"Why do boys say someone acts like a girl as if it were an insult?"