endless distances

Hi, I'm Hannah.

[ladymothwing]

[gif87a-com]

[redmachasacorn-deactivated20171]

I’m not proud of how hard I laughed at this 😂

[carnalincarnate-deactivated2021]

Pure genius. 😂😂

[the-real-d-sandman]

fuck me

[osolage]

every time I laugh so hard i get scared I’m gonna pee

[tamper]

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[callunacthulhu]

I can’t get over how well this fits

[keepingupwithlinmanuel]

[video source]

[moonry]

katy perry means nothing to me but teenage dream is always gonna slap

[wardengrey-deactivated20200904]

Solidarity between girls when one of their boyfriends fucks up is great. Group chat, screenshots, all the sudden it’s The People v Shit Boyfriend court is now in session is the prosecution ready to make an openin statement

[axngelic-princess]

I honestly just need rough sex, tight cuddles & a lot of pasta

[perrfectly]

“I feel like a part of my soul has loved you since the beginning of everything. Maybe we’re from the same star.” — Emery Allen.

[stormborrn]

I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.

[lovelysuggestions]

i thought i loved sunsets, i thought i loved books, i thought i loved spring. but i see now that i never knew love until i met you

[d3ssins]

“1. I can’t shut up about you. If someone stopped me in the street and asked what I was thinking about, your name would spill out more easily than any of my anxieties. 2. I swear to God, every time I listen to a good song you’re the first person I want to tell. Every song has you in it. Every song is about you now. 3. Let’s mix each other’s laundry. If I find your shirt and you get my sweater, we can take each other out of our own clothes. 4. When you call me babe, and your voice is still a little sleepy, I swear to fucking god my heart feels it. I feel it behind my eyes, and sometimes even in my fingertips. The love spreads, you know? 5. Let’s stay up till 3 am and make ourselves pasta we can eat out of the pan while we sit on the kitchen counter and talk for hours. We can take pictures of the sunrise through the window while we laugh our six am laugh, because it’s early and we’re a little dizzy with love.”

— Love Thoughts, Pt. 2 (via loveserum)

[johnmulaneys]

(x)

[stolenchapstick]

[paper-mario-wiki]

every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]

[queensaba]

“You’re the only one. I haven’t really touched anyone since.”

[mulaneysbutt]

I’m 35 now. That’s young, but it’s also not.

[jakeperallta]

so what is the truth

[mulaneysbutt]

no one tell john I feel like his lil heart couldn’t handle it