Life is like a box of empty calories... @lifeislikeaboxofemptycalories - Tumblr Blog

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I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

thedoctorknits

He stops and looks both ways?!?

bettsplendens

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

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@lotsandlotsofbirds

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@heterodont

6xthsense

no way fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

cristall-darcy

This is wholesome and made my life 100% more worth living.

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“I remember seeing ‘Snow White’ and saying to my mother, ‘Will there ever be a Chocolate Brown?’ She said ‘Probably. Why not?’ I just never thought the first black princess would be me.” — ANIKA NONI ROSE

THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG (2009)

b-morevony

The REGALIA, the beauty, the pride. Yes little sisters!

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say-prettyy-pleasee

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

prettypositivity

be careful with how much you tolerate. you are teaching them how to treat you

baddiemode

pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

twerkyvulture

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Pics that make you go: hmmmmmm…. Hmmmmmm

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@chippani :P

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I’m-

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dragon-in-a-fez

this bitch empty, TWEET

gahdamnpunk

This is actually so messed up…Making African women use substandard hygiene products is absolutely ridiculous

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felderwin

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

agnesmontague

i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.

the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)

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this is even funnier because just writing “fart” out of the blue sounds really stupid and random in english, but in chinese, fart (fang pi) is used as a common reply to, well, people talking out of their ass. kind of like how we’d use “bullshit” in context.

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IT’S BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

bisexualbaker

“You’re full of hot air” is an insult that transcends language.

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hell0-there-lady

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me: