lifeisonegrandsong

[gerardwaist]

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

[paxamericana]

[aritany]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[anthropoetics]

kinder than man, athea davis

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[autisticexpression]

One of the best posts

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations

[garrettauthor]

Further proof that literally any story trope can be AMAZING if properly executed.

“And then it all turned out to be a dream” has got to be one of the most annoying things ever, except here it’s PERFECT.

[beardedmrbean]

[insomaniackills]

[lanaflowerz]

I'm gonna tell you a secret.....

[squeakadeeks]

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

[21chrysanthemums]

[wild-moss-art]

This is why I read the reddit comments

[awsydawnarts]

[rose-fics]

Reblog this with the most obscure thing you’ve had to research for fanfic

[the-haiku-bot]

Reblog this with the

most obscure thing you’ve had to

research for fanfic

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[depsidase]

[dragoncharming]

[is-this-taken-too-questionmark]

Reading pride and prejudice for like the 10th time and what still makes me insane is when Elizabeth and Darcy are together in Kent, Darcy falls more in love with her every day while Lizzy despises him more every day. It's all like

Mr Darcy, internally: wow she truly doesn't give a fuck about my aunt, she will not let herself be intimidated, she stays true to her authentic self plus she plays piano and her eyes are pretty what a woman

meanwhile Lizzy is like: I'VE BEEN HAVING THE WORST TIME IN MY LIFE FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS AND NOW I ALSO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS ASSHOLE

[coonazz74]

Seriously? Dude, that's something you'd seen in the basement. But not made of chocolate

[porcelaincloud]

HE MADE A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR

[coonazz74]

Seriously? Dude, that's something you'd seen in the basement. But not made of chocolate

[porcelaincloud]

HE MADE A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR

[strawberryhologramsworld]

[6qubed]

it's important to take time to recuperate after a great effort

[everythingfox]

“We recently gave our tortoise (the biggest) to a friend. She had a couple others and we thought it would be a better environment for him. She sent this video to us today. The three of them are now the best pals, and always walk around like this. <3”

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