Life of a Cat

the daily musings of a depressed house cat

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[mysilent879]

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

do you like my devices

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[junglejim4322]

It’s so hard being the worlds first living tragically died too young diva celebrity who is alive and isn’t famous

[inmyvampireempire]

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[eorzean-cabbage]

Orc writing office email:

HEAR ME, GUNDARR OF THE ACCOUNTING CLAN.

I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD BEFORE I DO.

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[kosmogrl]

I really am just living for the hope of it all

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[softwaring]

[missadelinecatgirl]

must we live in squalor