would hugh grant me a wish?

i am an inexperienced depressional with 5+ years in the industry, seeking a genie in a bottle to make my wishes come true introspective, depressed, planetary.

[wrathful-reptile]

It is okay to take a nap on the moss. I know it looks soft.  Rest.

[sleepy-bebby]

[lifeonmarsbars]

I collaged so hard there are glue gun blisters on three of my fingertips

[lifeonmarsbars]

[lifeonmarsbars]

[pseudomantis]

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

[pseudomantis]

Serious spine injury someone take that thing to the vet!

[1thousandminus7]

White boy off the shits!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

It looks perfectly normal on Link because he's just like that

[butterflypeaflowertea]

everything really is about communication...

[moveslikekeithrichards]

old people are right. about werthers originals

[machineryangel]

stained glasses i want in my future home

[that-catholic-shinobi]

You’re in his living room distracting him with champagne and a low cut dress, I’m in his high tech vault stealing his diamonds. We are not the same.

But we are on the same team, and the payout is gonna be great for us

[adonischildsupportcase]

[felderwin]

there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails

[probuccalfat1]

love to watch horror movies like that’ll never happen to me i’ve never answered a phone call and i don’t have sex

[1millionsafeworkinghours]

[funnytwittertweets]

[literally-jasmine]

The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

[furbearingbrick]

you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*

[0v9]

gets a spam call but parries it flawlessly, shattering their phone