Cool as a Cucumber

Just trying to pip pip da doodly doo my way through life

[susfu-deactivated20151005]

Down in the Moscow Metro the stations are works of art, mixing sculpture, lights, murals and amazing architecture.

Moscow, Russia. September, 2008.

[logarto]

entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic

[impiousphyrne-deactivated202402]

[demonladytakkuri]

Hope people who know nothing about death note understand the human boy is the deeply unhinged one in this duo.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

alternatives to “ladies and gentlemen”

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi’s most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

when i hear an adult say “heck” instead of “hell” i say “cunt” under my breath to return the sum profanity of the world to its natural equilibrium

[godstiel]

there needs to be a jury for every met gala outfit and if you cant prove you met the theme you need to be banned for life. maybe go to prison even.

[unown]

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

[theinternetcitizen-deactivated2]

There was a financial crisis

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

[catasters]

[sandersstudies]

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature

[phantomrose96]

One piece of Avatar lore I don't quite believe is that most avatars don't learn they're the avatar until they're told on their 16th birthday.

like, POV you're some Earth Kingdom kid who knows the previous Water Tribe avatar died suspiciously close to the time you were born. You CANNOT tell me that that entire class-year of starry bright-eyed children doesn't spend every waking moment trying to prove they're the avatar. "Shut up Hang Lee you're not the avatar I'M the avatar. That stream just moved toward me." "Nuh-uh a fish did that and Avatar Tepek died on the summer solstice and YOU'RE a winter baby." "All the seasons are opposite in the water tribe Hang Lee!" "Nuh-uh"

You're 8 years old with all your other 8-year-old friends at your first day of How To Throw A Rock Class you CANNOT tell me that every kid present doesn't waste half the class trying to catch grass on fire with all the sincerity and conviction of a gas station hopeful snagging a mega-millions lotto ticket with their Mars bar and $30 gas fill-up.

[memeclassheroes]

[gailyinthedark]

dying

[autisticexpression]

That means you’ll get to meet him soon!

[wildersage]

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

[cikero]

why do cowboys wear that little thin hankerchief like a choker. okay slut!

[aayla-securas]

Hailey Upton and Jay Halstead in Chicago PD

8.03  | Tender Age

[999999999999996-deactivated2023]

[thunder-fuck]

Cryptid sighting

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

Baby Yaga

[cillianmurphy]

chaotic

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[throwbackblr]

[throwbackblr]

YOU NEARLY KILLED ALL THOSE PEOPLE FOR A REPTAR ON ICE TICKET 😂

[cleothegoldfish]

Priorities. 

[your90s2000sparadise]

Krabby Patty Gummies