Well Ain't This A Bucket Of Laughs?

[cute-pluto]

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

[rendogdomesticated]

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

[chongoblog]

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

[bananonbinary]

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

[nfirr]

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

[femboy-c-cups]

what's with those ppl who are like "I don't know how you drink soda regularly, I can't even finish one it tastes so bad 🤢🤮" as if soda drinkers are the weird ones??? we've been drinking poison for a better part of our existence and you think you're better than us because your frail, weak body can't even handle a fresh can of pepsi, insane

[direwoman-first-blood]

slaps the pepsi out of your hand and shoves you up against the lockers sexually

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

Abusive men pave the way for lazy men to get wives and girlfirends.

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

Lemme clarify, how many times have you heard your overworked female friends and relatives say “Yeah, Jerry drinks beer every evening after work while I cook dinner and clean up after everyone and does the bare minimum to help me raise the kids but he’s such a nice guy. He’s never beat me in my life. I couldn’t ask for a better guy in my life.”

Like no, Sally, your husband is a common stone among turds and you know it.

[biggestniq]

I try to explain this conceptually to people as a thing that happens not saying that this is good but it’s a thing that happens.

[wedgemccloud]

This is what male privilege is and how all men benefit from it.

This is why you are not exempt from statements about “all men” even if you are overall good.

You benefit from the bar constantly being lowered by systemic issues within the gender.

The expectations on you are always lower than they should because “at least you’re not X”.

[musingsofatiredmind]

That…is the best response I’ve seen to the “not all men” thing. Thank you.

[sprinkledsalt]

Yeah, this post reminded me of this bit from a talk by Lundy Bancroft

[blackbearmagic]

Last night, I dreamed there was this really popular youtube channel called “WolfpackDan”, and it was a guy who literally lived with a pack of wolves in the forest, just documenting daily life.

Now, I need you to understand that Dan was not some sort of Coyote Peterson type. He looked and dressed like someone who would pretend to get drunk off of non-alcoholic beer and say “bruh” unironically. He looked like the “bro I am straight up not having a good time” guy. But there he was, literally living in the forest with a wolf pack, recording and uploading videos with his phone.

One of his videos opened with him talking to the camera about “yeah, the pack went hunting today and just made a kill”. He turned his wrist to pan his phone over his shoulder, where four wolves are pinning down and tearing into a whitetail buck who is two gasps away from death.

“We’re actually hoping to make two kills today,” he added, panning his phone the other way to show two more wolves latching onto a second deer. “The Old Lady’s pups are growing really fast and it’s getting harder to provide for them. Once they can join the hunt, that’ll be a huge weight off everyone’s shoulders.”

He panned back to the first deer, where the wolves were now tearing into the meal. “I’m really hoping they’ll leave the pelt on this one intact,” he said. “I need a new cape. Winter is coming, guys.” 

The last shot of that video was him running through the trees with the pack, with a still-bloody deer hide draped over his shoulders.

I can’t remember any more of his specific videos, but the gist I got from them was that he actually was a contributing member of the pack (hence the “we”) and had been raised at least partially by the wolves themselves. Not sure how they raised him into this dudebro-looking twenty-something with a name like Dan, but they did?

Where did he get his phone? How did he pay for his data? Who taught him English? Why did he dress like that?

I have so many questions for WolfpackDan.

[blackbearmagic]

I don’t know why this is getting a lot of notes tonight, but I’m excited for all the attention WolfpackDan is getting, and I hope that–in whatever universe he exists–he’s getting a huge influx of subscribers and is living his best life.

[mobydyke]

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

[mobydyke]

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

[mobydyke]

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

[sabertoothwalrus]

I think society in general needs more silly hats. I think it would solve a lot of problems

[sabertoothwalrus]

if my animal crossing character can wear a grape hat why can’t I. what if I just wore a propeller cap, like, to class. what if I wore this

[hildebrand-from-the-turret-stair]

op I literally found one of those abandoned in the wild a week ago,,,

[lacefuneral]

cinderella......

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[3liza]

THE MOM IS RIGHT. DONT GET RID OF PHYSICAL MEDIA. YOU WILL REGRET IT. YOU WILL REGRET IT. DONT LET SPOTIFY CONTROL YOUR POSSESSIONS

[saanphoenix-deactivated20260411]

Look. When I was a child, my computer--which had all my shitty fan fiction and shitty Paint drawings on it--took a shit. And I cried. Because I lost all of my hard work. And that process would happen again, over the course of years, from hard drives just dying of their own volition or lightning strikes frying the back end of my PC or laptops overheating and melting motherboards.

What I learned through these experiences is that anything saved on a computer, whether it is a Windows 95 or Samsung Galaxy, is just waiting to evaporate from reality. And thus, if anything is to ever be saved for a longer period of time, it must be more physical. Like these CDs. Cassette tapes. VHS, DVD, Blu-Ray. Books instead of Kindles, or worse, something that loses the rights to the thing you paid for and there goes your money and your reading material.

Print the photos on your phone that you want to keep. Burn CDs and DVDs of shit you want to look back on in 20 years. Do NOT assume the Internet or your electronic devices will always work and grant you access to the shit you saved in Photobucket or Facebook or Spotify.

[thefreegladelancer]

Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

[daggerfall]

Woke Supreme™: blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong IRL

[lumikinetic]

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Bespoke: Blaming Todd Howard when things go wrong IRL In front of Actual Todd Howard

[bunjywunjy]

any cursed ant facts?

slave-making ants are a type of especially villainous insect that gets their name from how they propagate- slave-making ants are pretty much all devoted to fighting instead of doing any actual work!

so when they want workers, slave-making ants just kind of. go raid any nearby colonies of other ant species, where they kidnap a multitude of pupa and larvae to take home and raise as their very own captured laborers!

needless to say, these hapless workers are not paid.

[pennesloppy]

the overwhelming weight of antpitalism

[everythingfox]

All aboard the guinea express

(via)

[weaver-z]

[kitsune-kaos]

[oneheadtoanother]

[youngalientype]

The SUV-ification of Police Fleets

Experts sound the alarm as departments across the country embrace bigger, faster vehicles.

Here's the article

[wolf-pearl]

Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

[pancakeke]

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

[oneeyedscarecrow]

how much do you think it frustrates the Joker that a man in a bat costume punching a clown should be the funniest thing in existence but everyone in Gotham has decided to take it seriously

[homunculus-argument]

Nobody ever asks me how I'd ideally like to die, and I suppose I should say something standard and normal, like in my own bed at the age of 90, surrounded by loved ones, or something like that.

But ideally, I want to succumb to the 15th and finally successful assassination attempt after surviving the previous 14 without a scratch, going down in history as some sort of a semi-superhuman indestructible ghoul that once famously straight-up took a shot of arsenic and then kept on partying.

While really, everyone involved the string of failed murder attempts were a bunch of fucking amateurs who had never killed a man before, and never considered to contemplate whether they might be doing some rookie mistake, like feeding someone the poison and the antidote at the same time.

[thecottageinthedark]

And for someone to release an absolute banger of a song about you afterwards?

[homunculus-argument]

Especially one that goes into zero detail about what I ever actually did in life, but is very clear on how severely I alledgedly fucked.

[baphonnicula]

this is the funniest thing