LIGHTMACHINE

neon hell puke age 25 she/it pansexual plural

[applecherry108]

shit let’s be santa

[in-need-of-lotion-deactivated20]

never too early for the kringlefucker

[applecherry108]

did…did you have this queued for an entire year?

[variablejabberwocky]

merry christmas 1st

[rainbowbarnacle]

MERRY CHRISTMAS 1ST

[wolfertinger666]

hey trans gals out there:

hits you with the full of soup beam

[wolfertinger666]

soup is good and delicious and will help you feel full and happy.

get soup'd

[kosmogrl]

[writing-prompt-s]

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

[stupid-elf]

You sold some shitty copper, man, I don’t know what to tell you

[hauntology]

[feathery-dreamer]

you come back here and say this to the entire class

[that-house]

I said conjoined twins giving birth to the bone hydra

[squeakitties]

[fuj0sheep]

Here's a key part of the transfemme experience that is very overlooked: when you don't pass, people don't actually see you as a man, or treat you like a man.

[fuj0sheep]

Men are generally treated with a level of respect and seriousness that transfemme people don't get. Even if they don't see you as a woman, they still know they can talk over you, they still know to view you as a sexual object.

I think this is also why discussions of "male socialisation" are often very unproductive. I sure as hell wasn't getting treated like the other boys, my abusers definitely understood that. There must be a better word to describe it, but I think there's a huge difference between growing up as a boy and growing up as a "faggot".

[sludgebitch]

its a key part of the policing and reinforcement of masculinity that if you fail to meet the standard of masculinity you are A Faggot and the faggot is someone you can harass and assault. the fear of that disenfranchisement is what drives the performance of masculinity to such a ridiculous degree that people don't wash their assholes or whatever. the benefits of masculinity are not conferred by default they're the reward you receive for being strong and dominant and heterosexual. deviate and you are no longer a man, you are a weak degendered pansy. faggot is the third gender

[toastbutteregg]

[nyasarin]

[witchblade]

[softypyro]

[catboybreeder]

[lainpsx]

[beemovieerotica]

today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

[stereotype-embodier]

Google's trying to save you the time spent clicking on a site full of AI-generated SEO garbage by presenting the AI-generated garbage right up front! Such efficiency.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

#so google probably uses chatgpt right? #because for some time now chatgpt has done this #become utterly insane and make up random bullshit #and nobody knows why

I was under the impression that we did know why: AI isn't actually a brain and can't actually think or understand information, so it has no concept of something being true or not, or what markers indicate truth or falsity, or how to synthesize information. It's putting a bunch of words in a jar, shaking the jar, and then dumping it out, and acting like that means the jar knows how to talk.

Like, in this case, OP asked for information about a recall. The AI knows that, throughout the entire internet, the word "recall" usually is surrounded by information like a date or a number, so it gives you a date and a number. It doesn't know what a date is or what it's for or what it means. (It also apparently doesn't know the difference between "recall" as in "removing a dangerous product from the shelves" and "recall" as in "remembering," since it smooshes the two together)

[liminalweirdo]

what's that thing again that you can put into ublock that blocks all the ai results from google?

[jesters-armed]

On Github is The Huge AI Blocklist for UblockOrigin. You can import it, the linked ReadMe gives a description on howto.

[alexseanchai]

[ID mostly by @homunculusalphonse : A photo of the Google search results for the phrase "cvs thermometers recall": "On February 8, 2024, CVS Health recalled its rigid tip digital thermometer with memory recall and fever alarm. The thermometers have a memory recall feature that stores the previous temperature. The item number for the recall is 375235991489." Both the links attached to this text are from eBay and Pinterest. This module does say "AI overviews are experimental", in much smaller font. /End ID]

[theprofessional-amateur]

The uBlockOrigin AI blocklist above is super helpful y’all.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Try this as well

https://udm14.com/

A quick way to get an AI-free search without any extra work.

[lefreakvodka]

[humanoidchaos]

Investing at 0 notes

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Investing at 8 notes

[mr-magoriums-im-sorry-emporium]

Investing at 10 notes

[alwinfy]

the way people are taught programming today continues to drive me insane insane insane

[alwinfy]

unlimited abstraction. the ultimate sandbox. the lever with which the heavens were moved. the lifeblood of the gods who control us today. yet you're chained in plato's cave - no space to grow your own crops. no structure to build. no love. Solve My For Loop Puzzle Boy. Solve My Inheritance Puzzle Girl. you get to play with none of the divine spark. you don't get to play at all. there's no composition. there's no composition. you build fragments. you don't get to connect them. don't worry about how they link up into structures. don't look up into the churning monolith too long. just keep swinging that hammer.

[alwinfy]

if you're reading this: please. write programs that spark joy. build things that interest you - sloppy, first. you can always learn to scaffold later. step off the damned beaten path. build things. read manuals. frolic. find out about fucked-up ways to abuse the language you use. create something you love. there's whimsy to be found yet. take my hand - one day we'll be free to forge our own paths.

[saltisboring]

[partyrockin]

time

[wolfertinger666]

bringing this up again but sexual dimorphism in animated movies/games will never not be funny ngl

the BOY animal/monster: has more exaggerated shapes and a cooler silhouette

the GIRL: HOURGLASS HOURGLASS HOURGLASS EYELASHES PERFECT SMALL FACE BIG COLORFUL EYES LIPSTICK AND BOOBS

[wolfertinger666]

don't forget the worst trope out of this trope: the girl love interest in the sequel who is a complete inversion to the boy character and only purpose is to serve as a love interest (bonus points of her color palette is more brighter)

[wolfertinger666]

and again sexual dimorphism irl works in reverse most of the time: female birds for example tend to have darker colored feathers over males who have brighter ones

I think games and movies should stop being scared and give a twink boobs

[dapper-lil-arts]

Unfortunately for all of you this is not the last of these arts

I have one(1) more sketch of these two fucking

GO APPLEJACK SUCK THAT THANG