Be the lightning in me that strikes relentless...

[ahtonystark-archive]

the greatest showman (2017), dir. michael gracey

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

[ayellowbirds]

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

[dr-archeville]

R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

[videodromefag]

Oh…

WORM?

[stutterhug]

Practice Makes Perfect.

Tapastic. Twitter.

[adramofpoison]

dragons and adorableness

[eilooxara]

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

[lightninginme08]

elementary school: reads at a middle school level

middle school: reads at a high school level

high school: reads at a college level

college: re-reads Harry Potter

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25 years after college: fanfic, just fanfic

[glitterpen1s-deactivated2013012]

you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time

[cant-adult-will-fandom-for-free]

I swear the last line made it feel like the plotline of an action film

[nathaniels-otps-deactivated2017]

It is a period drama

[selena-soto]

“Julia said something to the effect of “I think one of us will win. If I do, will you do this bit with me? And if you win can I do it with you?” Suddenly I was focused on something active and alive instead of worrying about my boob tape. Julia had the idea that we should hug and “switch speeches” so that the winner would read the other woman’s speech by mistake. I was so excited about doing the bit that I was hoping I wouldn’t win. And I didn’t! And I didn’t care.” - Amy Poehler

[saphireflutterby]

Ewan McGregor

Just wow! 😍

[babyanimalgifs]

the best thing you will see all year

[smaug-official]

Chris+Chris = Chris ²

I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 

[whosplayerthree]

#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion

[nothingnothingnothingnada]

I got some things to say.

[rumplestiltskin]

My fellow Americans, it has been the honor of my life to serve you. I won’t stop; in fact, I will be right there with you, as a citizen, for all my days that remain. For now, whether you’re young or young at heart, I do have one final ask of you as your President - the same thing I asked when you took a chance on me eight years ago. I am asking you to believe. Not in my ability to bring about change - but in yours. I am asking you to hold fast to that faith written into our founding documents; that idea whispered by slaves and abolitionists; that spirit sung by immigrants and homesteaders and those who marched for justice; that creed reaffirmed by those who planted flags from foreign battlefields to the surface of the moon; a creed at the core of every American whose story is not yet written: Yes We Can. Yes We Did. Yes We Can. THANK YOU, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA FOR EIGHT AMAZING YEARS [2008-2016]

[theweirdwideweb]

The Obamas read Where The Wild Things Are, Easter 2016

[alexistudies]

And people wonder why i love them

[thatsthat24]

I am going to miss them… So much…

[adeles]

I just wanted to get some folks together to pay a tribute to somebody who’s, not only been by my side for the duration of this amazing journey, but somebody who has devoted his entire professional life to service this country. The best Vice President America has ever had, Mr. Joe Biden.

[teesadutta]

12.14.16

Megan Mullally describes meeting President Obama at the White House Christmas party.

[sexygaylibrarian]

That last one. Truth.

[jossandhisbrainthoughts]

Joss, what would you say to religious people voting for Trump since they "can't" vote for Hillary as she is pro LGBT and Planned parenthood...

I guess I’d ask them if they really think Donald Trump shares their values.  He’s for whatever will get him elected.  And I would ask why the most precious values to them are about controlling the lives of other people, and not how they themselves should live, how their community can thrive?  We need to protect the people around us, not judge them.  My 2 cents.

[brutereason]

I wonder from where so many Americans get the idea that voting is supposed to be some expression of your deepest, most beloved values and virtues rather than a pragmatic, political move meant to shift your country as much closer to your ideal as possible. This strikes me as another example of extreme individualism. Voting isn’t about *you*. It’s about your city, state, and/or country. It doesn’t have to feel transcendently good deep down in your bones. It just has to *do* as much good as you can do, in this particular moment in time.