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Britt/25 @wulfesworld Insta: brittanylively Portland, Oregon. Bi. 18+

[sleepingstrawberryy]

[ruinedchildhood]

the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh

[baesileaves]

reblog this in 3008

[chicks2010]

I’m prepared.

[everythingfox]

Expected him to start flying

(via)

[i-spinn]

OK... Reindeer running is obvsly depicted WRONG in every Cartoon and Animation ... I mean he's not running like a horse or deer - he's just floating with some movable elements beneath

[ratchellectual-deactivated20230]

One of my former students, Danielle McLarty, shared this with me, and I honestly lost it 😭😩.

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[pameluhr]

[konoko]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[princessrhcenyra]

CHEYENNE TYLER LEE-THOMPSON

I’m an adult, and I make my own decisions. And so, I’m gonna buy a motorcycle, or, I don’t know, a monkey, maybe both. You don’t get to tell me what to eat, either! So if I want to eat peyote, I am gonna eat all the peyote I want. And I’m getting a full-sized back tattoo of the raccoon from “Guardians of the Galaxy,” okay? ‘Cause I love that movie, and…

[birdsareblooming]

H

[interruptingkau]

I'm cryign

[vikander]

Are you gonna tell us to smile now? Call us ‘sweetheart’?

[surprisebitch]

this iconic scene shits on every action movie

[100493503004422]

when the sun sets my brain is like "oh too bad the day is over & I can't do any more tasks" even though it sets at 4:15 these days & I will be up for at least 9 hours after that. like can we just. do something please

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[itswalky]

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

[itswalky]

Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend.

Mark your calendars.  

[itswalky]

Soon, folks. Soon. The Georgening approaches.

[itswalky]

Happy George Jetson’s Conception Eve 

[parakeet]

this vid is about them looking for the source material for the dude whos on fire but im obsessed with how this looks like a true crime cold case video about dewey 

[guccifloralsuits]

take care of yourselves always but especially now, in the twilight depression circle-camera era of the year,