i want you to cum down my throat, i want to taste ur cum.
Trans girls rarely cum, that’s just a dumb porn misconception
fucking finally someone said it
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@lil-devil-5665
i want you to cum down my throat, i want to taste ur cum.
Trans girls rarely cum, that’s just a dumb porn misconception
fucking finally someone said it
lmao people have the NERVE to call harry styles the “king of camp”
no shade but fuck CAMP fuck MET and FUCK Harry Styles
Commission for @lil-devil-5665 honestly pretty proud how this came out. She a fine looking vodka aunt
Feminist Friday
When Robert Downey Jr. was asked about his acting process and Scarlett Johansson was asked how she got into shape
Two-time Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett
Designer & author Lauren Conrad
Award-winning Emma Stone
When award-winning actress Julianne Moore was asked to put her fingers into a “Mani Cam”
When award-winning Elisabeth Moss did
Emma Watson
Rihanna
Megan Fox
Nicki Minaj
All of my role models in my life.
Speak your mother fucking mind.
this made me feel really strong
QUEENS ALL OF THEM!!!!!
need to remember this next time my dad talks down
“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”
I’m WHEEZING.
This is me at every family gathering.
‘and fuck Nancy Grace, too’
now that’s a real American right there
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
this worked last night lets go for round two
I really need some good luck rn
Anti anxiety.
let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours
I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is
Wait did this
Did this really happen
let me draw your d&d character!!
I desperately want to draw* people’s d&d characters…especially if theyre a: - tiefling (all tieflings are valid) - druid (especially muddy, leafy, scruffy ones!) - halforc (especially gals..!) I’m fcking swamped at present but…maybe I can find some subjects this way…. *sketchy warmups, but probably with color! around my sweet bard’s level of completion:
are you still doing this? if so this is Aadya my halforc(elforc) paladin, her hair is covering up the rest of her scars on her eye, she also has black freckles across her nose but that wasn’t an option sadly
i’m pretty sure i have autism, i’m 18, live with my dad, not sure how to go about it._.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
our exit signs are green in Australia and as someone who works as a tour guide in spooky buildings, let me tell you if those places were awash in an ominous red glow instead of a comforting green I’d be a lot less fearless on the job. red glowing exit signs. holy shit that’s horrible.
Oh come on. Are you saying that this:
Doesn’t fill you with ease. In an emergency, this doesn’t make you want to walk in an orderly fashion yonder?
I literally saw that monstrosity in a horror movie and my first thought was “oh come on they’re laying on the colour symbolism a bit thick aren’t they?”
but no. you all really live like that. that’s just normal and not threatening at all.
yeahhh our stuff isn’t exactly made for the people who use it, just the ones who sell it
How Often To Clean Your House (aka Being An Adult)
Sprinkles And Crafts: A Food, DIY And Lifestyle Blog.
As an adult in honestly feeling attacked right now
Helpful checklist if you were never really taught how to upkeep a home (which in my experience, most of us were not)
I mean we were taught to clean out rooms once a week, laundry too but that’s about it.
Okay but, I genuinely love obedient, completely devoted subs so much. Everyone’s all about brats and how it’s so nice and amusing to have a challenge but there’s so many reasons why perfectly well behaved subs will always have a very specialy place in my heart and will always be my absolute favourites.
🌸 so eager to learn your rules and commands or hand signs, so they do everything to learn and remember them really quick to satisfy you
🌸 the proud look on their face when they’ve just obeyed an order, and you know they really did it to please you, to earn that pat on their head or a gentle kiss on their mouth
🌸 “please, I want to be spanked, master”
🌸 that hectic, truly sorry apology when they did something they shouldn’t have
🌸 doing everything and anything to satisfy you
🌸 w o r s h i p
🌸 no need for training them in every session or even punish them at all because they really try to behave as well as they can
🌸 you can focus on more important things like helping them to endure more pain or difficult ideas
🌸 when they misbehave, you can enjoy that punishment so much and really let out your inner sadist because it just doesn’t happen as often
🌸 begging to be allowed to make you cum
🌸 begging to be allowed to cum themselves
🌸 “thank you so much for…”
🌸 doing the most humiliating things when you order them to, without any hesitation
🌸 rewarding them feels so good because you know they really, really want to be good and try their very hardest not to do anything to displease you
🌸 “Have I been naughty?” + a very honest look of discontentment on their face
🌸 you can literally reward them all the time because they’re so so so good
🌸 they love kneeling in front of you, it’s their greatest pleasure
🌸 the smile on their face when you give them a cute nickname (“yes, master, I’m good, I want to be good just for you”)
🌸 so fixated on you
🌸 the biggest reward for them is to be allowed to touch you anf explore your body
Be obedient. That’s all.
This is literally a handbook to me.
yesss finally a post about me >w<
WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you just gotta figure out how to do the mitten thing! (everybody does it differently, so whatever works for you)
make a little mitten shape, a bump for the big thumb muscle, a line for where you want to knuckles to be (and where the fingers end), and you can work out how the hand does hand things~
you can make them more simple or more real, however you want! hands are weird, so don’t worry if they keep looking wrong for a while, once you figure out what works for you, it’ll click. If you practice like 10 or-so basic hand shapes, you can make slight variations on all those, and 10 turns into 20 different hand poses~
Good luck, you can do it, practice until you find your groove, hands are stupid, don’t worry if they don’t look right!
you are a fucking saint x2
[video: Hideo Kojima plays a nintendo switch game where he and another player (both of whom are wearing sheriff’s hats) have a standoff, controllers at their sides, waiting to draw quicker than the other. Kojima adjusts his hat, looks at the onlookers, looks at the screen, then faces back to his opponent. they stare each other down for a tense moment. before the opponent can even react, Kojima draws first, lightning quick, and shoots. his opponent is visibly upset, having clearly underestimated Kojima, who begins flipping his controller around as if it were a revolver, finishing up by blowing the (non-existent) smoke from the barrel. an ocelot’s meow echoes as the camera zooms in on his face]
You’re…pretty good
i still can’t believe he guesses the EXACT time it says fire. no human can react like that. then again..
Exclusive: US warns it will reject measure over language on sexual health in latest example of hardline abortion stance
You can’t make this shit up.
For what ever loving reason could they possibly fucking have?
“…the US was still threatening to veto the watered-down version, because it includes language on victims’ support from family planning clinics. In recent months, the Trump administration has taken a hard line, refusing to agree to any UN documents that refer to sexual or reproductive health, on grounds that such language implies support for abortions. It has also opposed the use of the word “gender”, seeing it as a cover for liberal promotion of transgender rights.”
whoomp there it is