i do NOT control the hyperfixation.

Mack | She/They, Woman Enjoyer | Adult header photo credit: me :D

[flanbolt]

[stardella]

Blooky’s wacky family drama

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

orange i love you orange but god you are hard to fight

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[anglaised]

[lindleland]

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

[lindleland]

it was a dire dire dox

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[yossyislandd]

when the characters you like get beat the fuck up

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[wolveswolves]

Picture of wolf Loki, taken by Wolf Sanctuary volunteer Bob Buderman

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[greeniery]

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

[dreadwife]

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[sunshine-tattoo]

Could not leave this in the tags <3