just a little guy

hi I'm bean! she/him, 28 years old

[billfrancois]

WAIT…did I ever… post the full piece I drew for the pokemon zine I took part in last year??? OOPS- WELL HERE YA GO

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[phantomrose96]

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

[phantomrose96]

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

[dajo42]

pretty pretty please i want a comically large ice cream

[pukicho]

Is your dirt sweet

Your question means nothing but it feels intrusive

[flork-of-cows-official]

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[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

neurospicy was an activity enjoyed by much of the 21st century usamerican middle class, related to the contemporary practices of "astrology," "psychiatry," and "phrenology." Practitioners, known as "neurospices" (singular neurospex) would attempt to categorize people through observation and consultation with the "Diesemfive," their holy book. It is said a particularly skilled neurospex could perfectly and accurately divine the conditions of another person from a single tumblr post.

[venusflytrappa]

Something lesbian is going to happen to us soon, YES US.

[minoo-shirvan]

more paleo art!

it is a Lokiceratops!

was really happy with this one actually ^^ was very inspired by paleo.parallax on instagram of their Triceratops piece!

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[hortensiart]

my first #artfight attack ever, for dear @/tujiux 🧡

[prism-forgone]

you promised a krusielle relationship chart. where is the krusielle relationship chart

here is the krusielle relationship chart. fucking shiver before it. i even threw in some songs as freebies

tldr miss abandonment issues miss anxious attachment and mx guilt complex walk into the bar to create the wildest yuri known to man. i am determined to make it work for them

you can barely tell i think about these three a lot i think. i'm really subtle like that

feel free to ask me more ab them whatever the hell. ik it's hard to believe but i have more to say

[wordfather]

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[scramratz]

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[skipppppy]

Dusting her off like a talisman for tonight (we are fucked. we are so fucked)

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.