[jermafireman]

[ankle-beez]

Sorry if I sound super fucking insensitive but did Nickelodeon really wait until an acceptable enough time has passed since Stephen Hillenburg’s death to green light Spongebob spinoffs

[ankle-beez]

The only reason we didn’t have any spongebob spinoffs was because Stephen Hillenburg was super fucking against the idea of it. I mean, this is Nickelodeon and they try to suck every fucking penny out of their most popular properties (Loud House is getting a spin-off). Pretty weird that there’s no spongebob spinoffs right?

It’s been half a year since Stephen died. And Nickelodeon does this.

They really did wait until the man fucking died to do this.

[ankle-beez]

WOOP

[garr9988]

…wait, does that mean the 3rd movie is just a backdoor pilot for the spin-off? Was it planned to be the entire time? Seriously?

[ankle-beez]

[horseysurprise-blog]

[pukicho]

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” my mom said as my 3rd grade bully repeated everything I said in a caveman voice.

[blg-meaty-claws]

“ImItaTion iS thE siNceREsT foRm OF FlATterY” mY mOm saId AS mY 3Rd gRadE buLlY rePeAteD eveRytHinG i sAid iN a CavEmaN vOiCe.

[pukicho]

[blackness-by-your-side]

I am fed up with the media nowadays

[multishippers-hate-antis-blog]

How dare they disrespect my boi like this

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[vivaciousarcanist]

[mottledhoudan]

[12beaches]

june has had enough

[mottledhoudan]

june strikes again

[elfzelda]

thank u hylia

[localtiktoks]

[throckmorton2018]

Me, trying to flirt

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

this is how i talk to people in the flesh verse

[666drazil]

the comedy of him going “what do you bet its in my hand right now” while it rolls behind him cannot be done in any form of scripted media.

[adamsmasher]

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

[popculturediedin2009]

Elizabeth Taylor is asked about marriage, September 2007

[blueitalic]

I didn’t need to unmute to hear her response

[thebestoftumbling]

(x)

[becausebirds]

Tube face.

[resinfish]

Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)

[ahoeforbirds]

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

[distortiondevil]

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

[icemelona]

[tinderofficial]

free him

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

[dangerousturkey]

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

[dangerousturkey]

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when h– wait, what?

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

[dangerousturkey]

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

[foulserpent]

[foulserpent]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]