My girlfriend and I have a deal. Whenever I go out and fuck one of her friends, I’ll come home and tell her all about it while she eats my asshole and jerks me off. She buries her nose and tongue in my ass and I talk:
Oh my god baby, Stacy is so much hotter than you. God, we just made out like teenagers in love for like thirty minutes. And her body is so tight, baby. I fucked that tight, shaved pussy for hours. It’s so much nicer than your gaping whore-hole. That’s why I stopped fucking you. I don’t even want to touch your disgusting gash. Oh, but baby, I ate Stacy’s pussy until she came twice. I licked and fingered her asshole for her. Ugh. Baby, I just imagined doing that for you. Ha! Can you imagine? I would never do that. Anyway, at one point Stacy was riding my cock and she asked about you. ‘How’s Karen?’, she said. I told her you were fine, probably naked on the bathroom floor edging your pathetic, desperate twat thinking about the two of us fucking. She laughed so hard at that. She’s so funny baby. And she’s smart, too. It was her idea for me to bring home our used condoms for you to suck and chew on. Wasn’t that a good idea, baby? I sent her that picture from when I rubbed them in your face from before. Jerk harder, whore. Stacy’s texting me pictures of her hot fucking body now, and they’re about to make me cum.
