who even knows anything anymore

~Lilith ~20something ~Australian ~Gaymer

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[magicratfingers]

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[ruinedchildhood]

[supersoftly]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[javert]

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

[phaeton-flier]

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[unalivejournal]

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

[2tranny4crime]

hold on, my top scientists are on the phone.

mhm?

yes.

they say this is true!!

[unalivejournal]

and what do your bottom scientists say

[m0nomercy]

brb beating up my grandpa

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

:D

[cryptile]

Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits

[chekhovsglock]

it's scary the amount of people who wholeheartedly believe that men and women are fundamentally different creatures