Very like a whale

Hello world I'm Lizzie and I hope you're having a marvelous day! // 26 she/her

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[hitmewithcute]

Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

[scixerboa]

Best picture in the world

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[dailycatsblog]

[interpolationz]

the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun

there's a stoat hiding in that last one

source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible

[interpolationz]

some personal favorites from various categories

[wizardpotions]

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

[agooodpuppydog]

[ranesang-blog]

Pinhegg, created by Francesco Capponi, is a pinhole camera crafted from an eggshell. The “camera” is only good for one shot and must be sacrificed in order to reveal the image.

Learn how to build your own Pinhegg here.

[phantomrose96]

I want to play in the sun!!!!!! Instead they’ve got me writing Teams Message!!!!!!!

[phantomrose96]

“I want to circle back on the open questions” I want to…! Circle the BLOCK! Where there are 🌲🌲🌲🌳🌳🌳 trrrees

[phantomrose96]

“I want to touch base” I want to touch 🫳🫳🫳🫳🫳🫳🍀🍀🍀🍀 theeeeeee grass

[phantomrose96]

“We really need a dev plan write-up ASAP. Can you join this lunch time meeting?”

🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️👈👈👈👈 dodent is outside

[whatisyourchildhoodtrauma]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1.12 “Prophecy Girl”

(original text post)

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[yesornopolls]

Have you read all three books in the original Hunger Games trilogy (having watched the movies but not reading the books doesn’t count)?

Have you read all three books in the original Hunger Games trilogy (having watched the movies but not reading the books doesn’t count)?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 1 hour

[cryptotheism]

There should be more types of ovation. Spinning, prone, supplicating. We have barely scratched the surface of ovation techniques.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if you are ever offered a bite of one of these do not take it because you will live the rest of your life unsatisfied by sensory pleasures

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[gaytanic-panic]