*on Stephanie not being a legal child of Bruce Wayne*
Steph: oh he tried to adopt me, but i wouldn’t let him.
Jason: see- i tried that after i came back to life. he wouldn’t let me go.
Steph: you don’t have my skills.
Dick, grinning: how did you get him to back off?
Steph: i told him if he legally adopted me i would immediately seduce Tim again and he’d have to deal with all the adopted incest headlines in the Gotham Gazette.
Dick: oh that’s genius- i mean it’s mean, but genius.
Tim: wait wait wait- *snort* whaddaya mean ‘i’d seduce Tim’? why are you assuming you’d succeed? you think you could get me even if you were my adopted sister?
Steph, empathetically: Tim, buddy, look at you, and look at me.
Steph: you’d take whatever you could get regardless of the context and you know it.
Jason: *cackles even harder*
Tim: i’ve literally never been more offended in my life what the fuck.