anemia but make it sexy

[comradetork]

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[ashstfu]

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[flipchild]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

(thought-provoking white boy rapper) who are we but scrats seeking our nuts

(chorus) toms chasing jerries

[ballwizard]

little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day

[naggingatlas]

hey so uhm. i kinda need a full checkup concerning my intracranial pressure and also my thyroid plus i assume meds for all of that.

edit: need 70€ for everything

0/70€

my dads being a dick again and my mom doesnt get as much work as she's like to so, if you'd like, you could peruse my wares over on ko-fi or just donate a little something (paypal is [email protected] if anyone needs it). even five euros helps!! thank you all so much for staying with me thru all this <3

Support yasha 💐

Support yasha 💐

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple

[toriel-2]

you like me...for me..? (blushes) (cums all over the

huh

as you wish lord

[sm2k99]

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[deluge-daydream]

GASTER IN HALF LIFE

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty