i love my fictional lizard wife

pip ❤︎ she/they ❤︎ 22 | traumagenic sys host

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[fallout-lou-begas]

remember Chuck Testa

[fallout-lou-begas]

nope

[fallout-lou-begas]

hello i'm the nopestalgia critic i remember chuck testa so you don't have to

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[43988343934-deactivated20191118]

rabies self dx’d vs interests: cannibalism

[irltedbundy]

WHAT THE FUCK? Please delete this and don’t vague my boyfriend

[43988343934-deactivated20191118]

shut the fuck up ted bundy i call the fucking shots here on kinnie tumblr

[sm2k99]

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

[knownqueerbaiter]

i’m having an affair with Open in New Tab

[meddlingmouseee]

MORE 6TEEN DOOODLEZ AYEEE!!!

(need to figure out how to edit my drawings to make them look good for now u get messy sketches n bad lighting >_<)

[pangur-and-grim]

Rusty Nail is so patient with little kids

[pangur-and-grim]

I still remember a million years ago when this dog was the size of a laptop

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I’m sorry, I have beef with Rusty Nail.

she slept in my room last night (because I am an exciting visitor), but around 2am she decided she wanted to leave. and I guess some dogs don’t have good night vision? so she just stood in front of the open door whimpering and soft barking and pawing at the ground like a horse until I got up and walked in and out of the room repeatedly to demonstrate the openness of the door

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[threedollarsdotcom]

this month is the month I turn my calendar to this month from september of last year

[threedollarsdotcom]

public library unbanned us after we put an ad in the paper apologizing for 3d printing false idols

[threedollarsdotcom]

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!