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Kirby; 25; This blog will contain anything that I deem relevant to my blog which includes, but is not limited to, video games, Marvel things, Batman shit, anime, crappy jokes, or just anything really. Twitter: anxious_kirby

[hkdmz]

[direwolfblackrose]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

hamlet, bouncing onstage for his fifth unwanted soliloquy of the day:

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[bogleech]

:(

[genderwizard]

wizard hat cowboy brim

[wizardsisananimal]

[trickstertime]

[witch-without-gender]

Witch o’ the Wild West

[herewithstupid]

Lil Nas bringing the X to x-rated performance by ripping his pants live on SNL 🤣

[ironychan]

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

[ironychan]

Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you're allergic to it.

[sanctferum]

NASA scientist: you’re back early

Jack Schmidt: moon’s an allergen

NASA scientist: ...what?

Jack Schmidt, loading an epipen and climbing back into the shuttle: moon’s an allergen

[kesonafyren]

if one in twelve humans who have been on the moon was allergic to moon dust, that’s either a one-in-a-million chance or a VERY common allergy

[haltraveler]

The fact that it’s such a statistically useless sample is DEFINITELY driving a handful of very specialized scientists absolutely crazy

[squeeful]

oh this one i know! he's not actually allergic and he's not a statistical outlier. all twelve astronauts reported symptoms after stepping on the moon because lunar soil is fucking nasty to human (and presumably most complex life) biology. moon dust is like inhaling asbestos. it's very fine, chemically reactive, and will hang around in your lungs for months, like a shitty inhaled cloud of glass. which, as it's mostly silicon, it kind of is. glass powder that is ripping up your airways and possibly your dna. see again: like asbestos

[adhsea]

[paxamericana]

old people love to be named shit like “willa mae” or “ginnie lou”

[paxamericana]

i had an uncle who was just named “T. C.” literally just the letters T and C, it didn’t stand for anything. he got his “real” name when he joined the army and they said he couldn’t do that, so they named him Tony

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thedreadpiratejames]

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees

[theinfiknight]

You would not believe your knees

If twenty thousand bees

[everythingfox]

Purrcussion

(via)

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[headspace-hotel]

she DEMAND to be Percussed

[lemonsharks]

She’s clearly into it

[simonalkenmayer]

Cats are insane.

[teashoesandhair]

She MUST be PERCUSSED

[catsbeaversandducks]

[headspace-hotel]

this conveys a very distinct specific emotion incredibly strongly

[shanastoryteller]

sometimes people are absolutely WILD about comments, acting like the idea that they shouldn’t be a jerk is a violation of their first amendment rights 

last week i read a fic i HATED. it was well written and highly recommended and i wish i had never read it. hours of my life i will never get back. 

i disagreed with: it’s interpretation on canon, it’s take on mental health, the social contract between loved ones, recovery, trauma, boundaries, and … more tbh

i could NOT stop thinking about how much i disagreed with it. me and this fic have philosophical differences so large i could give a ted talk and i was still super irritated about it days later. 

so you know what i did?

i called up my friends and was like “you guys have no context but i’m going to bitch about this fic you haven’t read in this fandom you haven’t consumed for the next thirty minutes” and they were like “okay sure it’s a tuesday night, we’re in a pandemic, i have nothing better to do”

what did i not do? 

leave a comment on this person’s fic because i’m a human person

[tygermama]

^^^^^THIS VAGUEBLOG ABOUT IT LIKE A FUCKING ADULT

[apathetic-revenant]

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.

[apathetic-revenant]

the main character is just constantly having to bullshit their way through improbable Holmes-style deductions to explain how they know all the things that they’ve accidentally divined

[amuseoffyre]

Sidekick: That was amazing! How did you figure it out?

The detective, sweating bullets and trying to ignore the beaming ghost giving two thumbs up in the corner: Uh. Well. Air patterns? Yeah, there was something in the air patterns. Moved the dust. Left a trail. Obviously. Right there.

[sh1vr0y-deactivated20220421]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

JFGSKGKGDK

[bedlund]

me at the oscars 2021 zoom watch party

[castiologist]

well.

[castiologist]

to those who until now lived in blissful ignorance of the fact that misha collins’ wife is the author of a book called “The Threesome Handbook: A Practical Guide to Sleeping with Three” within which she mentions their experiences with a male friend named only as “D” (speculated but not proven to be Darius Marder, director of 6 time oscar nominated movie The Sound of Metal): well, uh, guess you know now <3

[mysdrymmumbles]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Why would you stop this genius system? Just start paying the raccoons and call it a day

[indigobuntings]

Unionize the raccoons.

[itsbetterthananal]

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

[vixen-elixir]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nightmareloki]

/SCREAMING

[thesylverlining]

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

[vastderp]

Good shit hahahaaa