[dankmemeuniversity]

[thelowlysatsuma]

okay, gotta say, i’ve seen a bunch of these before, but “i wish to harm the melody machine” may possibly be the funniest goddamn one of them a l l

[defendglobe]

this is the worst fucking idea i’ve ever seen

[vomfu]

[lesbian-ashe]

so I’m about to make some paper mache for a cosplay prop, right? I open up some old newspapers, I find the comic sheet and start looking through it cause who doesn’t like comics right? and who else is staring at me from the kid’s drawings corner, than fucking Dio Brando

[imsopopfly]

So either a 12 year old submitted this pretending to be hirohiko araki, or hirohiko araki submitted this pretending to be a 12 year old, and I don’t know which is funnier

[mens-rights-activia]

[bendi-and-bucci-deactivated2023]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[davepetasprites]

[lemondr0pz]

-gets taken away by animal control- uh oh sisters!

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[perkistani]

i was so worried in the beginning fdshdskj

[random-stuff-thrown-into-a-pot]

[cyelatm]

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[scaredgoddex-deactivated2019040]

can someone put these in baby words im an unabsorbing shithead

[autisticpride]

1. Breaking down tasks into doable pieces ; starting tasks

2. Paying attention to what you’re doing ; changing and completing tasks

3. Ability to direct your focus ; ability to process what you’re doing

4. Understanding & expressing emotions in healthy ways

5. y’know that thing where you put something down and it’s Gone Now? That’s an example of this. Things sticking in your short-term memory, you being able to remember them.

6. Awareness of what you’re doing, what you’re not doing, and what you should be or need to be doing, and changing what you’re doing accordingly.

[transrat69]

uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*

[mcrwasdeadandgone]

Visit Original Link

whatever happens never forget that this cover exists

[wish-i-was-flatlining-deactivat]

Um wtf???

[hullo-bugg-deactivated20220909]

im crying

[lemon-geesus]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK?????

[leatherxmth]

Why…. what?

[let-it-be-revelry]

I’M SOBBING WITH LAUGHTER THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE COVER I’VE EVER FOUND

[dailypattondoodles]

What… the fuck

[moon-cricket-chirps]

I’m dead. Oh my god! 😂😂😂

[ariminiria]

Listen the only thing I know about Simple Plan is that they were in a Scooby Doo episode and I’m not very familiar with the other two at all but I still did not expect that at all

[moon-cricket-chirps]

*gasp* simple plan did the theme song for what’s new acooby doo!

I mean…that’s all I really know about them myself but 🤷🏾‍♀️

[tnystrk-exe]

@siriusblacktothefuture I haven’t given you a bop in a while

[siriusblacktothefuture]

This is why I love you

[didyaputyanameinda-gobletoffiya]

Simple Plan was featured several times in What’s New Scooby Doo, as well as writing some great fuck you dad songs.

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[unique-ones-enlightened]

[thesylverlining]

I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth

[quantum-jump]

Or, as my dad put it,

Sympathy: I know how you feel Empathy: I feel how you feel Compassion: is there anything I can do to help?

[paramourblessings]

Sympathy: that sucks bro empathy: I feel that compassion: want me to send you some puppy and kitten pictures to make you feel better?

[pyrlspite]

honestly a big indicator of a good game for me is the ability to just chill in it. if you can enjoy yourself just stopping to take in the scenery and listen to the music and ambience, or hanging out on the title screen, or ignoring the main gameplay to go off and screw around picking flowers, or even just mousing over all the menu options for the tactile feedback, chances are it’s a good fucking game

[trans-corvo]

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[bordounicorn]

[chicken-fluff-butts]

*slappy wattle noises*

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like cat