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Mylo | He/They | Older than you | EST | Nothing explicit but potentially 18+ | This was my HPRP blog but I guess its just chaos now? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also yes, I know my profile picture is unflattering, that is the point

[glasspostings]

while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

[glasspostings]

what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms

[johnwickfucker]

[tarlosbuddies]

I need to get this outlined so I can get it tattooed but in a minimalistic style but I can’t work out for the life of me how to, and I’m not artistically inclined 😩😩

[siriusblacktothefuture]

I had some free time so I made some mock ups; not sure if you wanted SUPER simple outline or one a little more detailed so I just did both

[siriusblacktothefuture]

I haven’t been on Tumblr in months. I logged on, looked at my notes, read my own jokes, and will now be hibernating again, thank you and goodnight

[bloodenjoyer]

climbs up to ur window with a trans flag held gingerly between my teeth like a rose

[bloodenjoyer]

#gomez addams

genuinely yeah this exactly

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op’s cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP’s cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i’m happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

James and Sirius would crush everyone and anyone at Just Dance

[metis-metis]

So ‘Sisyphus’ was trending on Twitter and it was just Classics jokes!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[eighthdoctor]

[tweet by Laureen Bazzi @laureenbazzi: idk how to explain this but thursday, october, and 8:00pm are all the same end ID]

[dealanexmachina]

80% of the work week, 83.3333% of the day at 8pm, 83.333% of the year in October.

[racketghost]

It’s so charming to see this on my dash because Thursday, October, and the number 8 are all the same rusty brown-orange color according to my synesthesia.

[mama-green]

happy Thursday October 8th

[dovesndecay]

reblogging this on Thursday, October 8th, at 8pm.

[bad-days-are-ok]

[thenatsdorf]

Friends forever (via)

[rainbowchibbit]

[prime-tiktoks]

[devastator1775]

The absolute Madness and Glee in that neighbour’s laugh. Priceless.

[woundliqour]

Sword w cellphone charms

[pancakeke]

[thoodleoo]

man yall the interpersonal drama in ancient rome was something else like. there was a guy named crassus who had a pet eel and was so sad when it died that he gave it a funeral, and when another dude named domitius ahenobarbus made fun of him for throwing an eel funeral, crassus was like "oh so this is coming from the guy who's buried three of his wives and not even shed a single tear about it." wish i could've been in the room for that one

[chevygirl78-deactivated20211112]

[aquilacalvitium]

That was horrible

[thoodleoo]

yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary

[thoodleoo]

loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"

[twinklyghostt-deactivated202311]

plant dad jamie!! 🌱🍃

[orcixs]

there are two wolves inside of you. ones a victorian vampire, the other is a cottagecore grandpa. they are both gay.