I am still Titleless me lord.

A fallen poet once said, " Life is a beach and I can't swim."

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[infectiouspiss]

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

[the-bar-sinister]

Never be afraid to take your favorite plushie everywhere. If it's cool enough for an astronaut, it's cool enough for you.

[beardedmrbean]

[l0stvegas]

[sufficientlylargen]

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

[somitomi]

[l0stvegas]

Hey? Hey holy shit

[tastefullyoffensive]

#Art (via timurse)

[happygoldfish]

Adding a picture of the building so you can see how high that star is off the ground. How the hell did the artist even do this.

[robotlyra]

“Is this the People’s Republic?” “NO, THIS IS PATRICK”

[beardedmrbean]

[istascha-deactivated20260222]

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

[bonefarm]

Need a falconry license for this thang

[bonefarm]

This thing has made 14 new little things if you even care

[yellbug]

the word "difficult" just autocorrected to this right before my eyes i feel like i am undergoing forced glindafication

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[creekfiend]

people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING

be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.

I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar

[my-dailydreams]

[depsidase]

[armydreamerr]

this is my favourite post ever

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

nothing but love and respect to all fanfic writers

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Actually we are on the same page. We've been on the same page for a week because these things take forever to make

[justthatstarboy]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

LISTEEEENNNNN

every single one of these messages tabs represents a commissioner getting their illuminated manuscripts worked on, its not MY fault if the executives have not only refused to function, i think they're out to golf rn

(current person is getting three separate biblical pieces done as part of a wedding gift, each fully illuminated and over 600 characters per piece)

[taohun]

stuff happening on r/discoelysium