Putting the Perf in Hyperfixation

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[linklebard]

HOWDY FOLKS

I'm Link, the feral gremlin running this place!

Minors, ageless, and blank blogs will be blocked!!

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[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[trans-pepsi]

Great job, Tumblr! Thank you so much!

Now, stop banning trans women for no reason.

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[voltobautamons]

Lucian, I'm so sad. I just checked Twitter for the first time in ages and my fave JP artist is gone!! I miss their art so badly, such beautiful work and it's gone foreverrrrr

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[linklebard]

I'm legit heartbroken!! There's so few of them, and they were prolific but never signed their art!!

[voltobautamons]

Maybe that was part of why, their art kept getting yoinked (maybe) and they dipped out of frustration 🤔

[linklebard]

All is not lost!! I just remembered I had shared links to their art in my group chat, and they're still alive!! I just had forgotten the username and hadn't scrolled far enough down my follow list.

[voltobautamons]

CRISIS AVERTED

...so all this to say JP still has you wrapped around his little finger? >:3c

[linklebard]

...yes

In my defense, he is very persuasive and dapper and knowledgeable and cunning and thorough and I'm gonna stop there before I embarrass myself

[voltobautamons]

Lucian, I'm so sad. I just checked Twitter for the first time in ages and my fave JP artist is gone!! I miss their art so badly, such beautiful work and it's gone foreverrrrr

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[linklebard]

I'm legit heartbroken!! There's so few of them, and they were prolific but never signed their art!!

[voltobautamons]

Maybe that was part of why, their art kept getting yoinked (maybe) and they dipped out of frustration 🤔

[linklebard]

All is not lost!! I just remembered I had shared links to their art in my group chat, and they're still alive!! I just had forgotten the username and hadn't scrolled far enough down my follow list.

[voltobautamons]

Lucian, I'm so sad. I just checked Twitter for the first time in ages and my fave JP artist is gone!! I miss their art so badly, such beautiful work and it's gone foreverrrrr

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[linklebard]

I'm legit heartbroken!! There's so few of them, and they were prolific but never signed their art!!

[snacobie]

Flutter 🕊️

[dogpuppy]

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[camellia0x0]

流れるままに

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[nights-at-crystarium]

proud and cheeky

[zzoupz]

Petrova Miku

[evangeliamerryll]

Oh don’t mind me I’m just restocking my collection of Bones reaction images

[nights-at-crystarium]

dashing

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[lovelyl0tte]

they flagged this as mature content holy shit