The Things I Don't Say Are More Important

I'm Ness, I'm 21 and I pretty much just post whatever I see that I like. Sometimes it's how I feel, sometimes it's what I'm into at the moment. If you're into it, I welcome you to my weird little world.

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[crazy-ideas]

Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different color.

[royalbloood-deactivated20220214]

[plastic-tit-blog]

sitting in math like

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

Shrek came out 13 years ago

[thebrothersjonas]

I didn’t know shrek was gay

[avvviso]

View this post on Instagram

[dunmertitty]

I don’t know what this is but same

[thehoneybeewitch]

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

[3melting3rainbows3]

“cindy no, FUCK”

[savemeteion]

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

[alittlegayjellybean]

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

[mypsychology]

Here to help y'all gorgeous children

[takeasuiteskywalker]

This is v important

[unclefather]

i could beat up a 13 year old but not any older than that

[fourteenofspades]

Gwahahahaha I’m fourteen and I could take you down wahahAhaha

[unclefather]

did you get your parents permission to use this website

[egobuzz]

in elementary school we used to have pizza parties at the end of the year

now we just have exams and tears

[egobuzz]

#what twenty one pilots song is this from (x)

[best-of-memes]

[darkenedgamr]

That’s a lot of cornbread.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

that man’s face

[thebrightstar-blog]

He’s EATING it

[foreveralone-lyguy]

How else would you get rid of 324 pieces of cornbread

[unshrink]

me comforting a friend:

[huffylemon]

[gaywrites]

ICYMI: In which a 13-year-old boy comes out to his best friend via text message, and adorable unconditional support ensues. Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay, my friend. (via BuzzFeed) 

[fuckoverterfs]

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

[pixidusttt]

I also love how often the word bro was used

[lostinthelowercase-deactivated2]

This is the proper way to be a bro.

[jackadorian]

# how to bro 101

[tehstripe]

more cat adventures

[tehstripe]

this is now officially my post popular post on tumblr dot com

please take another look at my dumb cat child

[temptasiann]

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

[morekichuwathanyou]

There’s finally a bathroom for me and my magnum dong.