Fucked up Sunshine

Under cover agent. 21 baby.

[mens-rights-activia]

[lincecrumbs]

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[studentlifeproblems]

[animationsource]

#my abuelita be like

[18ftdeep]

There is seriously nothing better than when you meet somebody and y’all immediately vibe on some next level shit

[sneaksnfreaks]

😩😌 yasss..appreciate the new ppl I’ve come across

[nocuer]

Being soft and genuine is very risky in today’s society

[kushandwizdom]

“How many nights have you wished someone would stay?”

—

Unknown

(via thelovenotebook) Click here, for more inspirational quotes

[momlonde-deactivated20130315]

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

[taelusive555]

“probably”

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

this is a real fucking clip

[theapatheticstag]

I keep watching this like it will eventually make sense

[coral]

“I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says “Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.”

—

 Lewis Carroll, 

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass (via coral)

[ostolero]

dogs deserve to live forever

[charlotteinfinityxx-deactivated]

And humans don’t?

[ostolero]

absolutely not

[thesupremesourcream]

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

[stupiduglyfatcunt]

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

[daggers-drawn]

Specifically he was Parsi. Also raised Zeroastrian.

[avaazeman]

*zoroastrian 

[cornflakepizza]

#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god

[karis-the-fangirl]

^^^ centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear

[joycevbyers-deactivated20191228]

His real name was Farrokh Bulsara. He was born in Zanzibar.

[blakrosemess]

And he was bisexual.

[ultrafacts]

Source More Facts

[foxfairy5]

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

[bryarly]

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

[ultrafacts]

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

[prokopetz]

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

[nekoama]

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

[roguetelemetry]

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

[ninety6tears]

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

[taakoposting-deactivated2019091]

Im just fucking sitting…. keep scrolling

[babyanimalgifs]

Cat tweets