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EXPECTATIONS
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
One Nice Bug Per Day

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trying on a metaphor
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stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr
Tf2 matchmaking explained by Jerma
wait you're nonbinary?? are you afab or amab- sorry, transmasc or transfem?? ....oh you're neither?? okay, are you tma (harmless and innocent and 'one of the good ones') or tme (annoying and therefore evil)?? these ones arent gender-based, so they're better- oh you dont like the new boxes we came up with because they still slot you into a gender binary? okay youre an icky evil tme then, because you dont like them. die.
okay I'll bite
hawm
Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before
Was it Human?
apparently they almost went with weston
Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.
craziest ragatha line in the whole series btw
messed up that eyes are kinda the only body part it’s acceptable to get lost in
getting lost in her mouth
Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy
You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.
forget about collars as kink gear i need someone to put a cone on me
i leave it up to the will of my 50 followers for how much i get tortured over this
We should also put cones around your hands, just to be safe
2-minute artist's rendition
*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl
thinking about this tweet again
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
I'm going to temporarily slow down on forcefemming linux users to instead forcelinux trans people. My girlfriend still uses windows. When I come over to her place I'm going to show up with an installation media and use my feminine charm to make her install linux
when tf did this get a thousand notes
I wanted to add a caption but then I looked at her cute tummy and awawawawawaawawa
this somehow breached containment and as you'd expect from the Reddit crowd the comments are filled with learned incompetence and reactionary takes
linux isn't harder you were just taught to use windows (windows is actually way more complicated once you know both. source I do)
linux has graphical applications for settings and installing stuff and whatever, you don't need to input commands if you don't want to
inputting commands isn't "coding" you just copy and paste 4 words that mean "run as administrator and install [program]"
and if you really do use a program that doesn't have a linux version or wine looks too complicated, that's okay!! just instead of going "NEVER!!" and playing into the Microsoft propaganda, considering saying:
I wish more developers would make their programs compatible with linux
Linux looks really cool, I'm just stuck because of [program] at the moment
fuck you Nvidia for making this harder than it needs to be
Woah that girl is really pretty
I wish that were me 😵💫
hnngsdfsfsnd
reasons to switch from the automobile to the helicopter as society's main mode of transportation
it is dramatically more complicated and will make transit harder
many more fatalities will occur
offering the required training will cost us unfathomably
everywhere would be insanely loud 24/7
500% increase in fossil fuel emissions
you can rappel out of them