solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris

Lir, 25, philologist and English teacher, addicted to good stories and music. Enthusiastic fanfiction reader and sometimes also writer.

[oopsempty]

this is how Corypheus got the orb and I will not accept any other scenario.

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[afeveredblur]

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

[gayscifi]

just remember… in black sails there are three wlw Main characters… yeah.

[lesbiantwinpeaks]

when someone mentions a wlw in black sails but doesn’t say which one

[tipsymaple-blog]

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

[pavelow]

[tastefullyoffensive]

It sure is. (via billaros)

[arcanelaurels]

Travis: Constantly on twitter. Always tweeting positive messages and promoting the various projects he’s working on

Griffin: Sometimes on twitter. Usually retweeting notifications for podcasts or awful squad, but sometimes memes

Justin: Emerges from the depths once in a blue moon to tweet shit like this:

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[sunflower-cane]

“If youre not hiding anything youll let me look through this” is a gross manipulation tactic

You have every right to keep your stuff private, it is natural to not want people, no matter how close they are, going through your phone/papers/conversations/pictures.

Dont let them trick you into feeling bad because youre a human who wants privacy.

[thethugseme]

You know when you give a cat a toy and it prefers to play with the box instead? That’s this right here.

[thejgatsbykid]

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

[rederiswrites]

The party came through the great gates of Skyhold dirty and bedraggled, hard-pressed to put a cheery face on two weeks of mud, blood, and the aftermath of a civil war that sapped their strength for the greater struggle. All Samhal wanted was a hot bath and a warm meal, alone in his quarters. When the spark of magic flashed in the corner of his eye, his first instinct was to tense for battle.

But there were no signs of fighting around the foot of the west tower. Instead, there seemed to be…a dance? Laughter, embracing. Magic flashed again, and this time he identified it as a harmless shower of colored sparks. It looked like the entire mage tower had turned out for a party.

“What’s going on there?” Samhal asked as Josephine and Leliana hurried up.

Josephine beamed happily. “One of the mages has had a baby!”

“What, and they’re all the uncle?” Samhal scoffed, scratching irritably at a healing blister.

Leliana caught his eye as she took the horse’s bridle.

“One of the mages has had a baby,” she said. “And there is no one to take it away.”

[markv5]

Если больно на душе, приложи котейку к себе :)…

[madmaudlingoes]

“If you’re sick at heart, lay a cat on yourself.”

[hashtagloveloses]

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

[arthicat]

Can someone explain this to me?

[thescotchinthenorth-deactivated]

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

[uwujgk]

*looking for a certain content fanfic about my otp* 

*doesn’t find it* 

Me: Oh, well, damn, I will have to write it myself. 

[shadio]

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

me

[a-dragon-dungeon]

When you spend more time designing your character rather than thinking about how they’ll actually play.