This isn't a Blog

This isn't a blog. This isn't even a person. This is candy. Lisa flavored candy. Ask me things. Anything.

[cannibalchicken]

[gauntletqueen]

[nuclearfeels]

[demigordo]

I am all these

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter

[whitepeopletwitter]

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

[the-sighs-of-sunset]

Kamilah: *wakes up in the afterlife*

Literally everyone: oh wow, aren’t you Tahani’s sister???

[trashbaggage]

[cuntess-carmilla]

I see (and agree with) your “you’re one bad month away from becoming homeless (so start redirecting your loyalty from billionaires to the working class)” and I raise you a “you’re one accident, one insect sting, one sudden mysterious illness, one virus from becoming permanently disabled (so start redirecting your sympathy from the able-bodied class to the disabled)”.

[cuntess-carmilla]

It’s nearly impossible for a person to reach old age and not be at least mildly disabled. Start caring about disability rights NOW.

[siahatha]

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

[acoolguy]

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

[enigma-absolute]

@annabethisterrified you’re

w h a t

[annabethisterrified]

LOL yep that’s the day job! I started last year after graduating, working on the NASA side of things with the mission doing social media/outreach, so I’m going to do my obligatory HUBBY LINK DROP: insta, twitter, fb

[dexmathylphenidate]

[clickbaitcowboy]

Do you have a fetish for men or something

[coal-essence]

Does anyone have that anon accusing someone of fetishising trans men because he, a trans man, kept drawing them?

[guardiansofsunshine]

It was infact the same man.

Clickbaitcowboy has been through too much 😔

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[threewitherheads]

it wasnt the LGBT community that brought back Minecraft and it wasn’t the neurodivergent community who brought it back, it was my 50 year old dad who made a replica of the 7 layers of hell from Dante’s Inferno in his survival world thanks

[threewitherheads]

UPDATE:

APPARENTLY HE DIDNT JUST DO INFERNO, HE ALSO DID PURGATORY AND STARTED ON PARADISE

[threewitherheads]

The thrilling conclusion:

[threewitherheads]

IN AN EXCITING TURN OF EVENTS, IT TURNS OUT HE DID NOT DELETE DANTES MINEFERNO

he finished it in creative but hell was made completely in survival

i present to you: Dante’s Mineferno

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

op please upload this so we can all go through minecraft hell

[endervillager]

"Hell was made completely in survival" is an excellent quote out of context

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[digitalzzombie]

Great! How do I uninstall it?

[covertlydesperado]

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

[itsmxbee]

Did…did we get our shit together? Have I missed it?

[lesbianshepard]

its funny when edgy dudes are like “humans are unnatural. we are the only species that will consume so many resources that the land can not sustain us and still continue to reproduce. name one other species that does that” because like, off the top of my head? deer. 

[teenscoolest]

[typiicalmami-deactivated2015121]

reblog if ur a princess

[cosmokitt]

Covid mood board

[cv-dazzle-deactivated20210726]

[metalman2007]

There’s nothing in this world like beautiful colors. As long as you keep liking them, I will keep painting them. Visit my gallery at http://metalmanfineart.storenvy.com

[detession]

im not happy. i dont think i ever will be. i dont think ill ever be satisfied with my career, i dont think ill feel completely fufilled. i feel like i died on the inside and i cant ever revive that part of myself again.

i grew up thinking that adults get to love their jobs, that every day was going to be fun and happy, and the opposite is true. 

i want to fucking give up but i cant. if for no one else, i have to live for my boyfriend. i love him too much to leave him; too much to hurt him like that.

[4ngels-and-dem0ns]

stuck between wanting someone to realise im not okay and wanting to disappear completely.