Twenty-Four Karat Altruism @lisasneeze - Tumblr Blog

You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media

Ideally they should be under the impression that it's about the lesbian trysts of two side-characters who barely interact and be unable to recognize the protagonist

#it's been like 8 years since I watched an episode of the flash but I hope my legacy was akin to this in the fandom

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Cass Cains Girlfriends are Making Out on the CW and all she got was this stupid Sandwich

#steph and harper gay on the cw? good for them!#but yeah

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Femslash February: Day 20 - Goldenboo, Home for the Holidays Au

Lisa threw open the door to the kitchen, her gun drawn, lips curled, and stopped cold - a pun she wished she could appreciate even with her goddamn brother’s voice snarking in the back of her mind. Always wanted to get in the last word and whatnot.

The point was, she was now gaping at Shawna Baez, who’d apparently decided to wrap herself in a towel despite her leather jacket poking out underneath, and who had also frozen in place by the menorah with a look not quite “deer-in-the-headlights”.

“Hi,” Shawna said. Her voice was softer than Lisa expected.

“What the hell are you doing here?” Lisa moved further into the room, struggling not to glance behind her in case Shawna had brought along back-up. Maybe she should’ve taken Amunet up on that half-assed offer for protection now that she was one of the only Rogues left. Of all people, though, she hadn’t anticipated Peek-A-Boo being the one to find her. Speaking of which -

“I may have tracked your cell phone,” Shawna explained, likely seeing the question on the tip of Lisa’s tongue. She winced as Lisa raised the gun higher, aiming at her head rather than her heart. “Look, I’m not here to fight.”

“Oh, really?”

“I heard about what happened.” Dark eyes darted away, landing again on the menorah and the two lit candles flickering in the chilly safehouse. “I know it sounds like bullshit coming from me, but I’m sorry about what happened. To him. Um.” She sighed. “And I know we haven’t been in contact since - ”

“Get out.”

Shawna met her eyes again, and something hardened behind her gaze. “What? No.”

“I don’t want your pity and I don’t - ”

“That’s not what - ”

“Get. Out.” Lisa made sure to let it hiss off her lips this time, made sure Shawna flinched and knew she wasn’t fucking around. Her finger tightened on the trigger.

Shawna rolled her eyes. “Shoot me all you want but there’s a snowstorm outside and I’m not going back out into that hell.”

“Just teleport your ass out of my house,” Lisa snapped, and the smile she received was as saccharine sweet as a boatload of candy.

“Can’t do that when there’s nothing but snow outside your door and I can barely see Central City, now can I?”

A furtive glance toward the windows proved Shawna right. How she’d gotten in before the snow had piled up in front of her door was beyond her, though judging by how sopping wet she was, perhaps she’d punched her way through. Something about the thought made her stomach clench.

“I’m calling Mardon to fix this and then you’re leaving,” Lisa told her, and she didn’t dare turn around as she stormed back into the living room, knowing she’d see Shawna rolling her eyes again because, really, what would Mardon be able to do aside from making this weather worse?

Still.

It didn’t mean she had to like the situation any more. Even if she kept up the charade for an hour or so more.

#you ever have things pop up on your dash that catapult you back to age 19

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Flash Party! 🎉

By Jo Cheol-Hong (Mi-Gyeung)

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SCREAM..

givemewallywestorgivemedeath

Oh I get the double entendre now.

Best laid plans. Man, that took me way too long to get.

#iconic #good for linda ❤️#it's time we all talked about the fact that the flashes are human vibrators again

givemewallywestorgivemedeath

I love how the Rogues tell Barry and Wally apart

Did the Flash immediately kick your ass? It's the blond one. Did he try to talk you down? It's the former Kid Flash.

givemewallywestorgivemedeath

@empressofthelibrary how could you hide something so accurate in the tags 😂

It's so true. You'd think Wally is the hot head because he has a shorter fuse than the ever patient Barry Allen but nope, not anymore.

Wally still has a shorter fuse but when he gets mad he knows how to channel that into something productive, something that doesn't hurt the people around him.

Barry gets mad way less often but when he does he doesn't really know how to deal with it. He gets mad.

They've both worked on it in the past but imo, Wally has shown a lot of progress. A lot of progress.

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Oh, yeah, definitely. His fuse is shorter, but that's made it more noticable, to Wally himself as well as the audience. There's a bit at one point where Wally's recounting things -- I read it in a compendium and do not remember when or where now rip -- and Wally talks about how when he was starting out, he got tricked into thinking Barry had been killed. And flew into a rage and nearly beat Mirror Master (?) to death with his little ten-year-old fists. Which, unreliable narrator Wally may be, sounds pretty accurate. And I think it's stuff like that that made him go "oh shit I gotta fix that"

I haven't gotten my hands on too many Barry-centric issues -- I have to admit I have a favorite -- but uh... What's that line about "fear the wrath of a gentle man"? That. That's Barry, in this regard. Like you said, Wally knows how to make his anger a tool, but Barry just gets overwhelmed by the tsunami of it when the dam finally breaks. Granted, you don't get that patient without work, so I know he has taught himself that skill. But he has a breaking point, especially when it comes to his family. I don't have any good examples on hand, aside from snapping Thawne's neck and that time he was perfectly willing to get into a fistfight with Bats (and win) after they found out Wally had been blipped out of existence, but... Yeah. I forgot where I was going with this. They both love so fiercely and the flipside of that is that they're willing to go to extreme measures to protect the people and the city and the world that they love.

They both really are storms dressed up in human skin and I think that's something we don't see highlighted enough

halion-halion-aito

no no look the other day it was a joke but i’m serious when i say that linda and wally are orpheus and eurydice

like you know the myth right? that eurydice died and went to hell and orpheus convinced to hades to let her follow him back to the land of the living, with the only condition that he had to have trust and never look back at her until they were both out of hell?

yeah well. think of wally being lost on the speedforce and think of how linda has to firmly believe and have trust that he will come back

and of course there are times when she’s afraid or she has doubts or her certainty will flinch, and these are the times where wally loses his possibility of coming back,